X-Factor 2011

No1newts · 20 Aug 2011 at 21:15

I hate this show. I am being forced to watch it by the missus but my god it is sooooo funny watching the troglodytes they get on this show. Sone Ming called George just been on. Thought it was an x factor sob story moment but he got burned lol

Hate it but it's lol worthy

No1newts · 20 Aug 2011 at 22:17

I'm just after the auditions for the lulz then I will stop watching.

No1newts · 22 Aug 2011 at 20:03

dmpoole said:
How many years has it taken you to finally 'get it'.
It is comedy gold and one of the funniest things on TV.

I hate all reality tv so have never evengiven it a chance before never mind watch one. Only reason I watched it this week is because we have a newborn and we were with him in the front room. I normally beat a hasty retreat to the pc

No1newts · 28 Aug 2011 at 19:41

That bloke who just sang Angels on Xtra factor was great

No1newts · 3 Sep 2011 at 20:51

The_One said:
Luke Lucas.........

WOW

This.

I couldn't believe it, I really thought he was going to be cringeworthy bad after that build up. He was astoundingly good!

No1newts · 16 Oct 2011 at 12:48

They are all pretty rubbish to be fair., though to be honest I have been avoiding it and only watch if the missus forces me.

I like the crazy old tranny bloke the most though. Good voice and would be a shame if they turn him into the gimmick act just there for people to laugh at.

Worst one is that lass who stayed in over the Boro bird, she's rubbish and has no personality, I dobt get it :confused:

No1newts · 16 Oct 2011 at 19:29

dmpoole said:
Are you gay?
How does a woman FORCE you to watch it?
Grow some balls and just admit that it's entertainment and you enjoy it.

Anyway, I think Janet is crap.

Lol touchy.

I say forced but perhaps guilt tripped is better, work away occasionally and when I get back from them weeks she wants me to "spend time with her" translated as watch x factor rather than go on the computer which is my normal reaction to her reality show time.

I enjoy the odd moments when the judges **** people off but the rest is cringeworthy as most of them are pub singers at best.

No1newts · 30 Oct 2011 at 14:21

I was watching it alst night with the missus.

That Sophie woman was complete gash! She barely hit a note and was just generally god awful, old bloke (can never remember his name) got it right saying she sounded like a seccy who just sung at weekends. But then according to the missus every week they say she is great :confused:

Most of them are god awful and talentless! Only decent ones are old gay bloke, Kitty, the young girl band and Misha person. Even them lot are only decent and not really anything special.

This is the first year I have watched more than 1 episode so I have to ask, is this the general standard every year or are they just **** this year?

No1newts · 6 Nov 2011 at 14:14

Watching it on playback before the match with the missus, I actually felt sorry for Lego head bloke it was horrifically bad.

No1newts · 6 Nov 2011 at 19:03

sunama said:
What is a lego head?

Dodgy hair giving them a Lego brick shaped head is the way me and my mates always use it, not sure if that's what it means though

No1newts · 4 Dec 2011 at 20:25

White people, especially annoying kids, should not say "shortie" :rolleyes:

No1newts · 11 Dec 2011 at 19:43

Dimple said:
He was 100%.
Go and watch his Christmas special and then watch his X-Factor performance and the difference in mic technique is enormous and as a singer you don't change your style when singing live from gig to gig.
There's one bit in the X-Factor performance where he sings 'So' and his mic is down by his side.

All "pop" bands mime anyway. No real shocker.