**XBOX ONE** Official Thread

[Rybo89]

****WARNING GUYS****

There is reports that Al Qaeda have rigged each and every Xbox, the update isn't to actually activate the xbox, but to trigger the bomb inside. Microsoft is a complete cover up for the Alakaboom organization created by the Al Qaeda. You have been warned.

Instead, buy a PS4 instead, reports say your penis will grow by 5" if you buy one.

 

[Drunzer]

*scratches head*

 

[Metalface Mark]

****WARNING GUYS****

There is reports that Al Qaeda have rigged each and every Xbox, the update isn't to actually activate the xbox, but to trigger the bomb inside. Microsoft is a complete cover up for the Alakaboom organization created by the Al Qaeda. You have been warned.

Instead, buy a PS4 instead, reports say your penis will grow by 5" if you buy one.

bit weird, ive no desire to have a 19" penis so ill stick with my xbox one order.

 

[omnomnom]

Thanks for the warning mate, cancelled the ps4 order. Last thing I wanted was a 17 inch penis!

 

[Rybo89]

Only me who is buying a few PS4's then?

 

[ElliorR]

Only me who is buying a few PS4's then?

Well you need to hedge your bets to get one that works

 

[uniQ]

Dunno about COD ghosts but gold 12 months for around £30 on evilbay.

Cheers found one for £25

 

[Red and White]

Only me who is buying a few PS4's then?

This is the xbox thread

 

[Rybo89]

 

[Metalface Mark]

Only me who is buying a few PS4's then?

Whats the point in buying a few?

I always find it hilarious that people look forward to new console launches so they can buy a few and sell them for a profit, people literally wait years to make an extra £300-400 or enough to pay for there console, when with the same selling skills they could do it for a living and make £300-400 quid in a few hours.

 

[Rybo89]

It was a joke... I'll go get my coat

 

[MikGriff]

I'm fairly certain Rybo was referring to

Instead, buy a PS4 instead, reports say your penis will grow by 5" if you buy one.

 

[delpy8]

Anyone know if this will support mouse and keyboard yet?

 

[TommyV]

2 pages on and still far too much ps4 chat in this thread

 

[Andybtsn]

A bad joke has caused a ruckus.

 

[Pac3y]

Mines made its way to the service centre (yodel) says delivery before 22nd, can't see it coming before friday though.

Anyone going to be putting their tv through the pass through? I know we're not supported properly, but quite keen to see how it'll work eventually. Saying that I bet my youview box will never be intergrated properly.

 

[James J]

My RYSE game has been dispatched from ASDA whilst the console + BF4 are on back order, which I was expecting as it said "on or after december 2nd delivery", which is fine for me.

 

[MOOGLEYS]

Is the Forza review out today ?

 

[muggs]

I've watched tons of Twitch stuff this weekend because I'm interested in seeing how the PS4 games look...but yeah, on my PC.

am i doing something wrong because when i check out twitch i get nasty compression, do you get hd?

 

[mattf]

can't wait to see dispatched marked on my two orders.