Since we have waited soooooooo long for delivery, royal mail second class is no longer good enough - OCUK should do something extra special for each of us to mark such a momentous occasion.
Perhaps deliver the pads by means of a street parade consisting of floats full of strippers and dancing penguins. If the inclusion of penguins is asking a bit too much then just the strippers will be acceptable. Thanks Ocuk.
How about getting the parade to follow the Olympic Torch too, as it passes through Bristol. That way I can tell my wife I am looking at a bit of cultural history and not the strippers
