YOLO

[PapaLazaru]

So, I was driving through town earlier on the way home from work and some little scrote in their old Fiesta with blacked out windows and (painted on) black alloy wheels with a YOLO sticker on their rear bumper went past me whizzing through the traffic, whilst undertaking and overtaking at every opportunity and generally being a total ****.

Is it wrong that I wished them to lose control and smash into the central reservation whilst exploding in a ball of flame, whilst I drove past with a smirk on my face?

I think not, though I may just be getting old.

Has anyone else hit that point in life? I think I have. Beer is talking.

 

[Skillmister]

Is it wrong that I wished them to lose control and smash into the central reservation whilst exploding in a ball of flame, whilst I drove past with a smirk on my face?

No.

 

[BoonMonkey]

What a douche.

 

[Bennie-Mac]

I wish death on 47% of people I meet, so I sympathize but also wish death upon you

 

[Pestilence]

So, I was driving through town earlier on the way home from work and some little scrote in their old Fiesta with blacked out windows and (painted on) black alloy wheels with a YOLO sticker on their rear bumper went past me whizzing through the traffic, whilst undertaking and overtaking at every opportunity and generally being a total ****.

Is it wrong that I wished them to lose control and smash into the central reservation whilst exploding in a ball of flame, whilst I drove past with a smirk on my face?

I think not, though I may just be getting old.

Has anyone else hit that point in life? I think I have. Beer is talking.

Drive past with a smirk?

I'd pull over, get out and stand shouting "YOLO, BRO!" while they burn to death.

 

[Ma'am]

It wouldn't be as satisfying as you think. I once shouted to an idiot that I hoped he hit a brick wall. 20 yards up the street he crashed into a concrete bollard. My family still think I'm a witch

 

[PapaLazaru]

The thing is, that was kind of me once upon a time a long time ago, though my sticker said 'On A Mission'.

I'm drunk to be honest, but it is crazy how one changes as they get older.

I honestly think that I hate, with a passion, about 99% of the general public nowadays.

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

I suppose if the car went up in flames killing the occupants it would at least test the theory of YOLO.

 

[Janesy B]

Awful humans.

 

[JohnnyG]

You think that's bad?
I scan for cyclists at traffics lights to my right at junctions now hoping they'll ignore the red lights just so I can nudge menacingly in to their path as they pass and scowl at them.
They frequently do and my desires are sated

 

[PapaLazaru]

You think that's bad?
I scan for cyclists at traffics lights to my right at junctions now hoping they'll ignore the red lights just so I can nudge menacingly in to their path as they pass and scowl at them.
They frequently do and my desires are sated

I'll stick that on my to do list.

 

[CrispyLeaf]

Is not even that you are old, I'm 18 and feel the need to hit 12 year olds who say "YOLO". Once I heard someone reply to "are you going downstairs" with yolo

 

[Theophany]

http://now.msn.com/ervin-mckinness-tweets-yolo-before-dying-in-car-crash

YOLO. Thankfully.

 

[Spangles]

I find myself getting like you OP. Worst thing is, sometimes I look at my beloved fiance' and think the same. Not often though.

P.S, where is the best place to hide a body?

 

[Deleted member 651465]

Same happened to me, except it was a chap on a moped.

Weaving in and out of cars, passed me on a blind bend with oncoming traffic, which made me wince, then as the cars queued at the lights he dived down a path and cut in at the front of the lights.

I was praying it would stay red long enough for me to get out and belt him one for being a tool.

 

[danza]

I'm like this too. Nothing like a bit of bitterness and passive-aggression to see you into your thirties.

 

[Efour]

wish op would die tbh m8s

 

[RadoX]

you only live once

 

[PapaLazaru]

wish op would die tbh m8s

oooh you bitch. Have you a yolo sticker?

 

[Horse Pop]

I sometimes walk around daydreaming about having people I see sterilised so they cannot pass on their crass lumpen stupidity to another generation or else just having them all turned into Soylent Green.