You are having...

merlin · 29 Mar 2006 at 15:30

tea, biscuits and a chat with the lead designer of your car.

What do you say/do/ask/talk about?

Firestar_3x · 29 Mar 2006 at 15:31

Clio - Why did you make it out of cheese and cheap plastic

MX5 - Why didn't it have a turbo from the factory.

Zefan · 29 Mar 2006 at 15:31

Why would anybody ever release an ugly car? Seriously though there are some cars that are without question, ugly.

L0rdMike · 29 Mar 2006 at 15:34

Are you a part time hair dresser?

penski · 29 Mar 2006 at 15:38

Why didn't your bosses let you pwn the Escorts sooner?

*n

agw_01 · 29 Mar 2006 at 15:38

"Do you have any spare headgaskets?"

Bear · 29 Mar 2006 at 15:39

Why didnt you put leather on the arm rest instead of leaving it plastic and why did you go home early on Friday and leave the design of the rear end to some trainee monkey ??

Scottland · 29 Mar 2006 at 15:39

I'd expect he'd be too busy throwing feces at me

UKDTweak · 29 Mar 2006 at 15:45

I'd want to know why they went with front wheel drive and not rear ?

EddScott · 29 Mar 2006 at 15:47

"Cheers for making a decent car"

Doesn't have to be a moan does it?

penski · 29 Mar 2006 at 15:47

UKDTweak said:
I'd want to know why they went with front wheel drive and not rear ?

Because you drive a Triumph Acclaim with smoother bodywork?

Ooooh. Burn.

*n

burns · 29 Mar 2006 at 15:48

I'd want to know how much money it saved them not giving my passenger a door pocket or putting in a fag lighter. Also why they decided it was worth the extra litre or so of luggage space gained by not giving me turrets

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penski · 29 Mar 2006 at 15:53

burns said:
I'd want to know how much money it saved them not giving my passenger a door pocket or putting in a fag lighter. Also why they decided it was worth the extra litre or so of luggage space gained by not giving me turrets.

*Looks in Shuv*

No lighter.

Passenger door pocket - check!

Turrets - Check!

*n

ramirez · 29 Mar 2006 at 15:54

Whats with the uber gay chimes for every single little thing you do?

Also, why have Jap characters on the HUD for engine errors, but Jinglish for the System check at startup?

JRS · 29 Mar 2006 at 15:55

Olds - who had the bright idea of mixing metric and imperial bolts and threads on the car? Oh, and another thing - what does that Delco electronic brain actually do?

Fiat - thanks for 4 years of fun motoring

PMKeates · 29 Mar 2006 at 15:56

Grip is good. Why do you hate it so much?

merlin · 29 Mar 2006 at 15:56

JRS said:
Fiat - thanks for 4 years of fun motoring

I dont think the Italians actually "get" sarcasm...

Confused · 29 Mar 2006 at 15:58

Why did you not put digital climate control and an LSD in the UK models, but did in the Japanese models?

Why was it front wheel drive?

Why does the UK engine have less power/lower compression ratio than the Japanese engine?

Why does the UK model have seperate headlights and sidelights and the Japanese model have single-piece?

Can ya tell I've got a UKDM Prelude?

dun · 29 Mar 2006 at 16:03

What were you smoking?
Are you metro?

L0rdMike · 29 Mar 2006 at 16:05

dun said:
What were you smoking?

What do you think?