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JRS said:
Olds - who had the bright idea of mixing metric and imperial bolts and threads on the car?

On the Chevette, the shell is metric and the runing gear is imperial...

This extends to the point where engine moints have metric and imperial fixings.

*n
 
Did you diceide that you would give the car all the structural integrity of an easter egg, even when crashing into something as soft as a pillow? Or does that just come as standard with french engineering?

Oh and are all the rattles and creaks standard or did I get an up-rated model?
 
Honda - Why do americans and japan have better specs? is there gonna be a replacement for the CRX delsol.

Mitsubishi - Why is the fto slightly under-powered?

Vauxhall - Please lnvest your money elsewhere and quit production.

Fiat - What was on your mind when you designed the multipla...seriously...why?
 
merlin said:
I dont think the Italians actually "get" sarcasm...

I wasn't actually being sarcastic....

penski said:
On the Chevette, the shell is metric and the runing gear is imperial...

This extends to the point where engine moints have metric and imperial fixings.

I think the Olds has you beat there - imperial on the left-side of the engine bay, metric on the right. Not sure why it worked out like that.
 
paradigm said:
Don't think they were smoking anything, but they definately were having a session or two on the pink-oboe!

/google image seaches pink oboe...

/wishes hadnt googled pink oboe
 
(Fiat Cinquecento Sporting)

1. Did you even consider having a working handbrake?

2. Why didn't you fit the engine it should have had? The punto 1.2 16v

3. Why did you have it built by Polish Wrench Monkeys?


Edit: Thought of another to any Italian designer

Why is it you can get an engine right yet have the car perfectly fall apart/dissolve around it?
 
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Hi.....so we're here having tea and biscuits with Fiat's Multipla designer...

'So....how long have you been blind!?'
 
Why did you make it from pre-rusted metal?

as someon has said:

Is the car supposed to creak like this?

Why did you make it so in order to change 1 bulb in the clock I have to strip the entire dash out?

This could be a very long talk :(
 
Desmo said:
Why did you make the electrics out of cheese?

Same... except with the addition of a resident mouse :(

Also why did they design the steering wheel to be able to go so high when it blocks your view of 1/3 of the dash?
 
Evo - Id shake his hand :cool:

Rover - Cant say what id say on this forum :cool: Id start with him getting to admit its just a tarted up Rover 25 and not living up to the MG name :cool:
 
RS Clio

1. You obviously know how to build a great car, all you need to do now is stop the parts falling off it once the warranty runs out.
2. Fit recaros as standard.
3. Clio is a gay name.
 
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