You Couldn't Make It Up

[willhub]

Does no one think the country is getting overcrowded though? Eventually the country will be like one big flat when they start claiming all the countryside it'll be like a concrete island.

The population increase cannot go on forever something will have to give. I don't think the country can afford to reclaim land from the sea.

Apparently by the year 3022 or something the human population will have the same mass as the earth!

 

[Yas786]

We shouldn't at any point EVER stop providing asylum, but there needs to be tighter constraints. It's not the asylum seekers fault that the system is floored.

If you were the asylum seeker, you'd see things very differently. You could turn your argument on it's head and ask why don't we deport anyone on benefits or out of work?

We just need a better system, that's all.

Good answer.

 

[Tefal]

Apparently by the year 3022 or something the human population will have the same mass as the earth!

Read that back to yourself and then slap yourself around the face.

 

[Vonhelmet]

Read that back to yourself and then slap yourself around the face.

It's possible... If by then the earth is half the size it currently is, or E=MC^2 goes mental and the sunlight starts getting converted into lard or something.

 

[mundstick]

It's possible... If by then the earth is half the size it currently is, or E=MC^2 goes mental and the sunlight starts getting converted into lard or something.

officially confuddled

 

[OpenToSuggestions]

I agree with after 8 years not being able to speak the native language is pathetic.

Indeed.

Had a group coursework with a 22 year old Chinese girl from my course (no she was not fit before you ask ) and I would give her work to do.

She would not understand my English or the English of other people in the group.

That was 2009. She had lived in UK since 2000 and taken UK Alevels in the UK.

No excuse imo and truely pathetic. I would be disgusted with myself if I lived in (for arguements sake) Germany 9 years and wasn't fluent!

 

[Vonhelmet]

officially confuddled

Well, how are people ever going to attain equal mass to the earth? Either we have a heavier mass of people, or a lighter mass of planet. So either, where is the mass of people going to come from, or where is the mass of earth going to.

Unless we all start eating rocks, I don't see how this is going to happen.

 

[Tefal]

Well, how are people ever going to attain equal mass to the earth? Either we have a heavier mass of people, or a lighter mass of planet. So either, where is the mass of people going to come from, or where is the mass of earth going to.

Unless we all start eating rocks, I don't see how this is going to happen.

well by the time we equal the mass of earth (current mass presumably) we'll just be a big floating ball of naked people in space.


And we shall call it


SPACE ORGY 3022 or sotmhing

 

[@play]

On the subject of speaking English - why do we still hear people from different nationalities not speaking English in public?
It should be made law that you are in England & you must speak English in public at all times.
The times I have been on the bus or in a shop and heard people clearly not even trying to speak English, yet they'll claim to be English & claim off the English.
Far too tolerant.

 

[Vonhelmet]

well by the time we equal the mass of earth (current mass presumably) we'll just be a big floating ball of naked people in space.


And we shall call it


SPACE ORGY 3022 or sotmhing

I think I've seen that film.

 

[mundstick]

well by the time we equal the mass of earth (current mass presumably) we'll just be a big floating ball of naked people in space.


And we shall call it


SPACE ORGY 3022 or sotmhing

That films going on my wanted list!

 

[ThomasTheTankEngine]

well by the time we equal the mass of earth (current mass presumably) we'll just be a big floating ball of naked people in space.


And we shall call it


SPACE ORGY 3022 or sotmhing

Wasn't there a southpark episode where they tried to solve their immigration problems with a big pile of naked men all having sex?

The OP should start one, and see where it takes him.

 

[Psyoletic]

Wasn't there a southpark episode where they tried to solve their immigration problems with a big pile of naked men all having sex?

The OP should start one, and see where it takes him.

That's the episode when people from the future travel back in time to work as in their time, there are no jobs and are heavily over populated. So the men start having sex with each other to stop reproducing. Red necks....

 

[wilko49]

Maybe the mass camps are where the orgy begins?

 

[markweatherill]

The government ought to issue some press releases to foreign news agencies stating that since the UK's recent military coup, all social security is being abolished, and see if that helps.

 

[xxalxx]

On the subject of speaking English - why do we still hear people from different nationalities not speaking English in public?
It should be made law that you are in England & you must speak English in public at all times.
The times I have been on the bus or in a shop and heard people clearly not even trying to speak English, yet they'll claim to be English & claim off the English.
Far too tolerant.

Lol !

 

[@play]

Lol !

What's so funny?

 

[Tefal]

so whenever you leave England you speak the native language?

Hope you've learnt welsh and gaelic for a start.

 

[@play]

so whenever you leave England you speak the native language?

Hope you've learnt welsh and gaelic for a start.

If I was claiming asylum to stay there permanently, I would do.

 

[Cosimo]

I think I've seen that film.

I stopped watching it after fives minutes. It was rubbish.