You know when you have spent too much time in hotels……

[cheesefest]

. You throw used towels in bath or shower cubicle
. You have the tv on with an English language news station for background noise. As news stations are the only English speaking channels. Why? I jumped with joy to discover History Channel in English in a hotel in Croatia.
. You put your week’s of clothes on three hangers.
. You hang a mirror the furthest part of the room to a plug point.
. You get dressed for breakfast

Any more you can think of?

 

[wordy]

You remember the combination for the safe in your room used so the ladyboy hookers don't steal money while you’re asleep.

Errm, or so I’ve been told by a mate.

 

[bainbridge]

You check for bed bug signs before getting into bed.

Yukk!

 

[thebandit]

You have a carrier bag full of used socks and pants.
You get your TV sports fix from Star sports (thats an Asia thing)
You have a 2 course cooked then continental breaskfast with 3 cups of coffee everyday.

The OP made me laugh, instantly made me think of being back in Shanghai (over the years I have spent ~ 3+years in hotels there)

 

[peterwalkley]

You don't bother stealing the unopened toiletries.

 

[Mysterae_]

You look in the kettle for remnants of supernoodles. A well known trick of contractors that frequent Travel Lodges mainly.

I was in a really posh London hotel once and at around 8pm an old woman dressed as a maid knocked on my door. She said she was there to turn me down, I thought at her age I'll be turning her down .

 

[Rroff]

Each to their own but I can't remember ever not getting dressed for breakfast unless unwell.

 

[Ayahuasca]

You use a UV light to see how many people have potentially been murdered.

 

[Mysterae_]

You use a UV light to see how many people have potentially been murdered.

Yeah, that's what you use a UV light for...

 

[crazyDAJT]

You take full pints of beer to bed

 

[Loagi]

You don't consider it odd when you use the trouser-press to heat up a take-away.

 

[Feek]

You don't consider it odd when you use the trouser-press to heat up a take-away.

I've just learned the real reason hotel rooms have trouser presses

 

[dlockers]

You don't bother stealing the unopened toiletries.

This was the major turning point for me. I hung a bag of about 500 miniatures in my houseshare bathroom and they were gone within about 2 weeks though.

 

[gpuerrilla]

You brought your own internet (even in the 2G/3G dark days).

 

[jpaul]

you have a bath, rather than shower, and fill it up to brim.

you install a household ICE dispenser (USA phenomena ? - never figured their application out champagne ? or handgun storage ala hitman)

just start using an opened suitcase on the floor to store your clothing, rather than drawers.

 

[Terminal_Boy]

You have a carrier bag full of used socks and pants.
You get your TV sports fix from Star sports (thats an Asia thing)
You have a 2 course cooked then continental breaskfast with 3 cups of coffee everyday.

The OP made me laugh, instantly made me think of being back in Shanghai (over the years I have spent ~ 3+years in hotels there)

My Bag Of Stench was always hidden in an empty suitcase.

 

[skyripper]

You grab the phone, dial room service and order a Marriot Burger, extra cheese, no pickle without looking at the menu even though you're staying in a Hilton. And because they know you're a seasoned hotel room dweller - they don't point out your mistake

 

[NVP]

You work out who's gonna to hook-up that local "extra pillow"...

 

[ultralaser]

You know where the local restaurants the hotel has discounts with without asking.
You select hotels based on reward points rather than cost / quality.
You have a pre-packed toiletries kit.
Your phone automatically logs into the wifi no matter what chain you are staying at.
When you're handed your key they don't even think to ask 'have you stayed with us before'

 

[dlockers]

You brought your own internet (even in the 2G/3G dark days).

Had a pal that had rigged up a router to use at his hotels to connect all his gear lol.