You know when you're a petrol head when.......

You constanly have at least 2 skinless knuckles and some sort of oil dirt patch on at least one of your hands.


My hands always seem to be like this since falling in love with motors anyway.

I like Jonny69's the best so far :)
 
When watching the news about the Italian elections, they played the national anthem and I had pictures of schumacher on the top of the podium :confused:

:D
 
You cant remember driving the last 30 miles.
Any of it.

You set the traction control off under "normal" cornering.

You know what tread shuffle is.

Driving fast becomes boring.
 
.SJ said:
Does that make you feel like a big man? Massage your ego? Maybe the person working there, shock horror, just needs the money. So what if they don't know everything but who does? Is it really necessary to go out of your way to make their day that little bit crapper? You don't sound any better than the geeks that go into `that well known computer chain` just to rip the **** out of the staff. :) Honestly, do you not have better things to do with your time? If there's one thing that I can't stand is pointless acts such as this.
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Chill. It's not going to emotionally scar anyone, and it's good fun ;)

Infact I'm going to do it tomorrow, just for you ;)
 
.SJ said:
You don't sound any better than the geeks that go into `that well known computer chain` just to rip the **** out of the staff. :)
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Ahh, I used to love that, I always knew more than them.

I was always tempted to just say "owned", wondered if they would have got it?
 
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