you know your driving too fast when....

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got thinking on my drive home tonight...

you know your driving too fast when:
  • Your GPS nav is 2 juntions behind
  • You need to start indicating one junction in advance
  • you start apexing motorway corners
  • your headlights only seem to light up stuff you just past
  • your onbord clock reads sept 19th 1985
  • you overtake yourself on the m25
  • you can prove it wasn't you speeding cause you have another ticket from 200 miles away at the same time
  • you overtake verons ;)
  • you overtake the stig
  • the blue lights dissapear from your rear view, only to be replaced by a stange turbulancy noise and glowing light from above
  • your mpg switches to gpm


and thats about as far as i got, please feel free to add to the list :)
 
  • You star to wonder how long it would take an ambulance to turn up should you stack it
  • You loose all concern of approaching a police car, knowing fine and well you're going too fast for them to catch you
  • You start to wonder about the mechanical integrity of your car

:confused:
 
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