you know your driving too fast when....

When you notice the new camera hiiiiiiiiggh above your car on the motorway the second time you go flying past it :/
 
Zip said:
U know u were driving to fast when u walk out of somthing like this.............................................................................................
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that looks like i just sat on it and the wheels / suspension gave up on life!
 
..... when you realise that the microfractures developing in your windscreen are from insects, not micrometeorites.

..... when you realise that the rear seat is now four inches farther away from you than it was when you started your journey.

..... when Batman asks you for a duplicate of your power plant for the Batmobile, because it is now too slow.

..... when you need asbestos driving gloves to protect you from the heat coming off the windscreen.

..... when you overtake the light emitted from your fogs.
 
...you begin to worry about the effect the bird poo on the bonet is having on your drag coefficient.

...you have to put the air con on to compensate for the heat caused by all that air friction.
 
Amleto said:
you mean red ;)

red light has a longer wavelength than red...
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Damn I do:(. Well done for being the first to notice. I don't suppose I can reclaim my honour by coming up with a half baked excuse involving the fact it's in the mirror, so the light gets squashed again going between the mirror and your eyes? Didn't think so.
 
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