You know you're a student when...

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Anyone notice how much weight first year students gain?

i lost a stone in my first 3 weeks , too much drinking and going out and too lazy/hungover to be bothered to go to morrisons

infact i think i only went for a proper shop twice in 3 months. toast is all you need !
 
hehehehe dont knock the tesco vodka its just as good as smirnoff :D

ADSA Vodka ***!


...When your day shifts to getting up at 1pm+ and going to sleep at 3.30+am every night.

...When you see school kids walking home from school after you have just got up and left the house.

...Avoid washing clothes until you go either A) home B) run out of clothes to the point it takes 2 washing machine loads just to wash your socks.

..You can cook good Super Budget meals and work out exactly how much a meal you just ate works out as :p my last one cost 92p!ish

..You stop doing your coursework at 4am get up < 4 hours later at 8am finish it and run in for the 9-10am deadline.

..You decide it's more viable to walk for up to an hour to your destination than pay £1.70 for a bus.
 
...you use flyers that come through the door as chopping boards - as they are undoubtedly much cleaner than the kitchen units.
 
When your glass cupboard is full of pint glasses nicked from pubs because you're too cheep to buy them yourself.
 
Chekov is where its at. Vodkat is posh stuff.

You know your a student when...


...you have some mates over - find about 6 bottles of unfinished vodka and put all of the contents into a smirnoff bottle to impress them with your wealth.

...you open the cheap vodka first and avoid opening the 1ltr bottle of smirnoff as if its special or something.
 
indeed thats just obvious, green credentials etc.

Jeez rustlers stuff is more expensive than quickly whippin up your own sandwich, some of you wont even make it to 3rd year eating that crap!

Youv got plenty of time for the pub, you should do what i do, cook while ** meant to be at uni :P
 
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