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Well the people that know bookface will know that there was invites to be a friend sent from her to me then accepted which is posted in amongst it. Don't put yourselfs out though guys you'll be eating your chips on this page tomorrow.
 
He is saying, in stupid text type, that he WOULD do something to hurt her.

He was marvelling about seeing her piccy and then putting her down basically ...

Which ain't really that nice -- or funny ..
 
It's not terribly coherent but this is what I've deduced from 10 minutes of staring

Malc30 gets greased up by some rotter on fbchat

The resultant text excerpt is something posted on her wall - Mark is probably her fella and is accusing her of being a flirty pants, which she denies, but malc30 confirms on her fb page. Hence the utmost lols.

Translation:

Mark : I say there wench of mine, I question your behaviour and inherent integrity.

Trudi: Why wouldst thou hold such thoughts noble sir?

Trudi: I call upon you to respond kind sir.

Trudi: I hereby decree my innocence and deny presenting myself to other menfolk, my honour as a lady is intact. I believe you have me confused with that bewitched hussy with whom you once spent much time with.

Trudi: For all to hear, I have been falsely accused of matrimonial treason! Cast aside these lies! I care more for my man than to corrupt our love with lies and subterfuge.

Malc30: You is well nicked luv.
 
sammo62 said:
Think I finally understand... just.

Is quite funny, but the ten minutes of deciphering the txt spk and superb grammar killed the joke a little.

For anyone wondering-

Woman flirts with Malc,
Malc looks at her FB page,
on her FB page she tells another man (Mark) that she would never do anything to hurt him,
Malc busts her for lying.
The end.

Did I get it right?
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Right... that makes much more sense now.

I'm sure I would have laughed at it... had the first post made any sense at all =/
 
Gaijin said:
It's not terribly coherent but this is what I've deduced from 10 minutes of staring

Malc30 gets greased up by some rotter on fbchat

The resultant text excerpt is something posted on her wall - Mark is probably her fella and is accusing her of being a flirty pants, which she denies, but malc30 confirms on her fb page. Hence the utmost lols.

Translation:

Mark : I say there wench of mine, I question your behaviour and inherent integrity.

Trudi: Why wouldst thou hold such thoughts noble sir?

Trudi: I call upon you to respond kind sir.

Trudi: I hereby decree my innocence and deny presenting myself to other menfolk, my honour as a lady is intact. I believe you have me confused with that bewitched hussy with whom you once spent much time with.

Trudi: For all to hear, I have been falsely accused of matrimonial treason! Cast aside these lies! I care more for my man than to corrupt our love with lies and subterfuge.

Malc30: You is well nicked luv.
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LOL! :D Thanks for that :D I now totally understand it :D Thanks for putting it in a language, I'm sure we can all understand :)

EDIT: WOO CHRISTMAS SMILIES! :D Humbug for it not even being Christmas yet ¬_¬'
 
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