You'll Love this ;-)

No1newts · 30 Nov 2009 at 18:18

Gaijin said:
It's not terribly coherent but this is what I've deduced from 10 minutes of staring

Malc30 gets greased up by some rotter on fbchat

The resultant text excerpt is something posted on her wall - Mark is probably her fella and is accusing her of being a flirty pants, which she denies, but malc30 confirms on her fb page. Hence the utmost lols.

Translation:

Mark : I say there wench of mine, I question your behaviour and inherent integrity.

Trudi: Why wouldst thou hold such thoughts noble sir?

Trudi: I call upon you to respond kind sir.

Trudi: I hereby decree my innocence and deny presenting myself to other menfolk, my honour as a lady is intact. I believe you have me confused with that bewitched hussy with whom you once spent much time with.

Trudi: For all to hear, I have been falsely accused of matrimonial treason! Cast aside these lies! I care more for my man than to corrupt our love with lies and subterfuge.

Malc30: You is well nicked luv.

This is funny.

The rest of the thread is complete trash :rolleyes:

pingwing · 30 Nov 2009 at 18:20

TaKeN said:
So malc, the question nobody appears to have answered yet.

Have you smashed this young ladys backdoor in yet?

Break the brown door down and paint it white on the way out

cheets64 · 30 Nov 2009 at 18:29

I like turtles

geowal19 · 30 Nov 2009 at 18:39

And who cares if you have a 7 day holiday!

MotherMayI · 30 Nov 2009 at 18:45

Seriously Malc - Learn to communicate.

whitecrook · 30 Nov 2009 at 18:47

cheets64 said:
I like turtles

lol

How have I managed to get this far through life without face boogle? Sign me up now.

sigma · 30 Nov 2009 at 18:49

Holy-large-icon-batman.

Luseac · 30 Nov 2009 at 18:50

geowal19 said:
WHO GIVES A **** ABOUT YOUR **** PERSONEL LIFE?

Nice to see this forum is still attracting Mensa members.

Biohazard · 30 Nov 2009 at 18:53

I still don't know whats going on!!

4T5 · 30 Nov 2009 at 18:59

My very own Fail thread. :cool:

WARHURYEAH · 30 Nov 2009 at 19:03

geowal19 said:
WHO GIVES A **** ABOUT YOUR **** PERSONEL LIFE?

Wheeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

Hilly · 30 Nov 2009 at 19:05

I CAN'T CONTROL THE VOLUME OF MY VOICE!!

neil3k · 30 Nov 2009 at 19:06

malc for the sake of everyone here

smash that pasty

Scuzi · 30 Nov 2009 at 19:06

If my kids ever slack at school, I'm showing them this thread to scare them into working harder.

EDIT: Ironic spelling fail.

4T5 · 30 Nov 2009 at 19:07

Scuzi said:
If my kids ever slack at achool, I'm showing them this thread to scare them into working harder.

Deleted member 77746 · 30 Nov 2009 at 19:08

haha mark hi5?

sigma · 30 Nov 2009 at 19:13

So did you poke her? Not in the facebook sense either.

kylew · 30 Nov 2009 at 19:20

p4radox said:
Can someone translate it?

Really, I seriously can't understand what these people are saying.

It's like they're speaking some sort of bastardisation of "English". :confused:

Is everything misspelled on purpose?

diverse180 · 30 Nov 2009 at 19:29

cheets64 said:
I like turtles

Turtles like cheese