1993 (Q)
Jago Geep - Was a shed. Great fun. It was this or a Fiesta Popular 1.0!
1994 (X) Classic Mini 1.0 - A Lot more of a shed. Dodgy MOT. Holes in floor. Brakes of cheese.
1996 (E) Austin Montego 2.0 Vanden Plas - Given it free! Water pump died and aluminium block cracked. Only good for short journeys from then.
1998 (H) Austin Montego Turbo - Again free! Gave it away before it blew up.
1998 (R) Hyundai Coupe 2.0 - Bought it less than 3 months old. Sold when I left the country the same year. Really missed that car.
2000 (G) Vauxhall Cavalier 2.0 - Reliable. Dull. Worked. Would not die.
2002 (N) Ford Mondeo 2.5 V6 - Comfortable, wafty, electric toys for everything, torque! Water pump went, took the V6 with it. Written off. Gutted.
2004 (Y) Volvo S40 1.8S. - Boring. Dependable. Dull.
2007 (02) Hyundai Coupe V6. - Killed clutch (twice). Replaced it (twice). Blew engine up. Replaced it. Pimped it. Put it into a barrier.
2010 (05) Rover Streetwise 2.0TD - Boring. Dull. Wouldn't die.
2013 (02) BMW 540i Sport. - Better not die!
Not a single new car in that lot, apart from the Hyundai Coupe where I discovered the joys of depreciation and car finance for the first (and last) time.