Your christmas cracker jokes - TO THE INTERWEBS!

CaptainComedy · 25 Dec 2010 at 15:58

‎what is the biggest ant?.... An elephant...

What does yours say

Skillmister · 25 Dec 2010 at 16:02

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

/facedesk

fiveub · 25 Dec 2010 at 16:04

Haha I love the jokes in the crackers. Keep them coming.

Drake5 · 25 Dec 2010 at 16:08

How do you make trousers last?

Make the jacket first.

mjt · 25 Dec 2010 at 16:08

Feek · 25 Dec 2010 at 16:08

My dog's got no nose.

How does he smell?

Well, he can't, you see, he's got no nose.

Feek · 25 Dec 2010 at 16:10

My dog's got no nose.

How does he smell?

Terrible.

Haydz · 25 Dec 2010 at 16:13

Why is a giraffe's neck so large?
-Because it's feet smell.

Amongst other atrocities.

ic1male · 25 Dec 2010 at 16:15

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick.

izzy eckerslike · 25 Dec 2010 at 16:15

What do you call a hooker in the desert

A sandbag

Cosimo · 25 Dec 2010 at 16:17

What athlete is warmest in winter?

A long jumper.

Stringy · 25 Dec 2010 at 16:18

How do you start a race for cuddly toys?

Ready, teddy, go!

CaptainComedy · 25 Dec 2010 at 16:19

It needs to be annual

my createst creation evaaaa but maybe too late now

gillywibble · 25 Dec 2010 at 16:26

Where do fish get their petrol?

Shell.

Cosimo · 25 Dec 2010 at 16:31

What do you call a row of men waiting for a haircut?

A barbercue.

Behemoth · 25 Dec 2010 at 16:37

What gets bigger the more you take away from it ?

A hole

tom91x91 · 25 Dec 2010 at 16:40

What do you call a black man swimming in teh sea?

Whale Poo