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Your christmas cracker jokes - TO THE INTERWEBS!
- Thread starter CaptainComedy
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Soldato
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost.
/facedesk
Lost.
/facedesk
Commissario
My dog's got no nose.
How does he smell?
Well, he can't, you see, he's got no nose.
How does he smell?
Well, he can't, you see, he's got no nose.
Commissario
My dog's got no nose.
How does he smell?
Terrible.
How does he smell?
Terrible.
Associate
Why is a giraffe's neck so large?
-Because it's feet smell.
Amongst other atrocities.
-Because it's feet smell.
Amongst other atrocities.
Caporegime
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.
A stick.
Associate
What do you call a hooker in the desert
A sandbag
A sandbag
Man of Honour
What athlete is warmest in winter?
A long jumper.
A long jumper.
It needs to be annual 
my createst creation evaaaa but maybe too late now
my createst creation evaaaa but maybe too late now
Caporegime
Where do fish get their petrol?
Shell.
Shell.
Man of Honour
What do you call a row of men waiting for a haircut?
A barbercue.
A barbercue.