Welcome to AOL.
You've got mail!
"Signing in to AOL".
"Disconnected".
"No dial tone detected".
I'm convinced we had a Joanna Lumley type voice that said 'welcome to AOL' in the UK, but all the YouTube vids have a different voice... Is my memory addled by years of booze abuse?
Good old US Robotics 56K modem. Never hear of that company these days. Mind I heard enough back in the day connecting to the interwab lol!