Your funeral.

Lostkat said:
lol I was just about the say that. Couldn't give a stuff if I'm buried or burnt. I'd rather the money was spent by my loved ones on something more worthwhile.
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I've got a similar view, I don't give a **** but my family may want to remember me in a specific way, if so they can do that, but it's all up to them.

At then end of the day, I'm not there to object :)

Burnsy
 
I want to be turned into a diamond and then added to one of those cheap, tacky thongs with the diamante bits at the back, but with real diamonds and then only sold to a real hotty.

Seriously... I havent given it much thought.
 
Cremation, no religious pap, just "Good Riddance (Time of your life!)" on the way into the ceremony, and something funny on the way out, and I want people poking the old folk there saying "You're next!"

The only other thing I want is my ashes to be spread somewhere nice and at sea...
 
Whatever is easiest / cheapest for me I think. I intend to have anything useable donated so they just need to get rid of the rest of me in whatever way suits people best. :)
 
I want some BIG funeral...something to be remembered by :)
Dunno about the music and I think I want to stay away from people wearing black...way too depressing...think it will have to be an all white funeral...anyways, not planning on popping my cloggs just yet :)
 
I wasn't aware that I was dead.

However, when the memo arrives informing of the event you can chuck me on a skip as far as I am concerned, I don't want any fuss. :)
 
Cremated, no one to wear black at all or I will haunt their asses to the end of time ;)

Cheapest box my family can find - its being burnt afterall, so a cardboard one will do!

Another Greenday Time of your life/Good riddance on the way in and Queen the show must go on when everyone leaves.

Will have a wedge of cash behind the bar of the local pub (if its still going by the time I snuff it) for family and friends to remember me by, with pictures of happy times gone by stuck on the wall. No gloomy pics, disco lights a-go-go and a fnerking good pish up!

Don't believe in heaven or hell so I'll be sat on the wall outside enjoying watching people enjoy celebrating my fulfilled and happy life - aged 35 I have most of my must do's ticked off and there were quite a few ;)
 
I'm going to have a tomb. With traps. Soft elevator music will be piped into the catacombs as you risk your lives to get your greedy hands on my treasure.
 
I want to be decompossed and used as fertelizer. If not then cremated and "Thank **** thats over with" on my gravestone.
 
Belmit said:
I'm going to have a tomb. With traps. Soft elevator music will be piped into the catacombs as you risk your lives to get your greedy hands on my treasure.
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I like that, though I would go one better and be buried with my pets and wife as well :D
 
Well i am only 20 so i have a long time left i hope!

However when i had a breakdown and my 8 years of depression spiralled i tried to take my own life, therefore i knew some stuff about what i wanted.

I was having, Hurt by Johnny Cash and also I'll be missing you by Sean john as the tracks

Also requested was a burial and as quoted by me 'i still want to look smart for the worms' so i asked for suit and wastecoat.

Another requested feature was a band playing the godfather.

:)

It's really sad to think my life came to this, thank god i am on top!
 
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