Listen up ladies:
1. One last meal. (Starter/Main/Pud. Includes 1 drink)
A large chicken pie, inside the pie, I have had a handgun and a large amount of cash in a sealed plastic bag smuggled to me.
I don't want to eat, my adrenaline is too high.
2. One last watch of any film.
Season 23 of the Simpsons. I don't really care to watch them all, but it should give me enough time to look through the new passport/identity that I had hidden in the DVD case.
3. One last listen to any song.
Slayer - Raining Blood. Get my adrenaline a little higher. I use this time to chamber a bullet and top up my magazine.
4. One goodbye to any 3 people.
The first guy I meet, takes the cash I recieved earlier and takes me to the local airport, where his boss owns a hangar.
The 2nd guy I meet, shows me onto the learjet and asks me if I require any refreshments. I ask for a glass of tomato juice.
The third person I meet is Jennifer Lawrence. I take her to the bathroom and we make passionate love, twice.
By now we are airbourne, flying over an ocean, and I feel a sense of relief, of freedom.
I take the handgun from my bag, force my way into the cockpit and demand the pilots fly low over the water.
I open the door of the plane, the air gushing in, I take a leap of faith and immerse myself in the chilling water.
Slowly, I swim to the bottom of the ocean, where I find Derek. He is a salmon.
Derek turns to me and says; "You're late".
We embrace. Finally I am in heaven.
Before this adventure, someone asked me if I like fish sticks. To which I responded "Yes". It was at that moment I realised, I am a gay fish.