Your OcUK Homework...

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Right guys, I've just been talking to the ever wise Scuzi and we've come to the conclusion that the "High-Five" thing just doesn't work :(
We've found you get is either a strange look or a giggle and a return high-five.

Therefore, due to some discussion Scuzi and I, based on personal experiences have decided to set you some homework!

A couple of times recently I have been out and ended up with some attention after accidentially spilling some drink on some poor girl. NOTE: This was genuinally accidental on both occassions but on both occassions the girl in question decided to be a little more intimate. On both occassions I was pushed or nudged by someone and the drink landed on the girl and on both occassions I apologised and wiped off the drink.

So, "What's the homework?" I hear you ask.

Well, Scuzi and I are curious to whether this is actually a newly discovered phenomenon or not and we would like you to go out and put it into practice and then post back the results.

Please post back the amount of liquid spilled, where it landed, how attractive (out of 10) the girl was, what drink was actually used, and most importantly: if it worked or not! :p

It's kinda like the high-five thing, but involves fluids!
 
Mohinder said:
If I spill any liquids over girls, I'm not posting it on here.

Private, innit.
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I demand to know what liquid, where and how much was used even if it was private! :p


Was it milk by any chance?
 
Can't wait to try it out.

Although, I did spill my drink over my ex-girlfriend. Trouble was that the drink had been in my stomach for a couple of hours previous. It kind of had the opposite effect on that occasion in that she didn't speak to me for a week.
 
Nix said:
It's kinda like the high-five thing, but involves fluids!
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So basically you're asking "does high fiving with fluids, result in high-fiving with bodily fluids?"

Most interesting. ;)
 
Tracking back to the high-five thing, shouldn't we concoct some sort of secret OcUK high-five (An elaborate twist of the wrist, writing "OcUK" on the palm of your hand) and head to the streets, offering high-fives to all within sight? It's only a matter of time before two OcUKers cross paths, and a friendship is formed... all through the magic of the high-five :)

P.S. I'll try squirting my fluids over girls I find attractive, but it sounds a bit antisocial to me ;)
 
High-fives work, FACT!

Are you sure you've been doing it right? Did you see rich's diagram?

fini
 
fini said:
High-fives work, FACT!

Are you sure you've been doing it right? Did you see rich's diagram?

fini
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Must be regional variations affecting the result. Irish women don't seem to be into high fiving, the craze hasn't quite caught on yet :p
 
Hmm id have thought that spilling anything on a girl you dont know is a bad idea :P

The first thing i did to the girl im with now was throw a pillow at her! (was at a mates house, and i have no idea why i did it! but hey it worked! \o/ )

I dont think drinks are needed. A nice smile and talking to them might be all it needs. Sorry im exempt from the HWK :D
 
The last time I spilled a drink over a girl I was rubbing my shins for a while...
 
See there is ya problem... guys, Spilling drinks on girls is a bad thing. Think how long it takes them to get ready at the best of times.... Ruining that is not a wise idea :p

Just out of interest, were you guys taking about this on msn?
 
works better the other way round... get a friend to nudge a girl to spill her drink on to you... although there was no nudge involved at the time at the last essex meet, the barwoman still wanted to remove Creature's trousers :p
 
GordyR said:
So basically you're asking "does high fiving with fluids, result in high-fiving with bodily fluids?"

Most interesting. ;)
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For some reason I had mental images of The Tod from Scrubs saying that!
 
Pumpkinstew said:
Spillage of beer is a crime. :mad:

No excuses.

No exemptions.
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You could always ask to sauck it out of her cloths.
Might be errotic for both of you and you get beer in the process :D
 
Steeps said:
works better the other way round... get a friend to nudge a girl to spill her drink on to you... although there was no nudge involved at the time at the last essex meet, the barwoman still wanted to remove Creature's trousers :p
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:o
 
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