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Sic said:
i'll be the first to throw in some controversy...the high5 is getting old, fast. everyone's doing it now - it's not special anymore. i like the idea of trying something new, i'm just not sure that throwing liquids is the way to go... :p
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You know the same thought had occurred to me recently as it happens :p Obviously the whole idea of the high-five etc is that it takes the girl by surprise so if it becomes too widespread then it loses it's effectiveness somewhat!

Have been thinking myself of alternative hooks to play with, the facts & high-fives are traditional fall-backs but I definitely think something new and refreshing could be needed. Am out with the lads and a bunch of lasses from Uni at the weekend so perhaps I'll try out some new things and report back :D

*starts pondering*
 
Sic said:
i'll be the first to throw in some controversy...the high5 is getting old, fast. everyone's doing it now - it's not special anymore. i like the idea of trying something new, i'm just not sure that throwing liquids is the way to go... :p
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I recommend a "Groin-five". Thrust your hips in the direction of the object of your affection while squeeling "GROIN-FIVE!!!" at the top of your lungs. Rinse and repeat in multiple directions with a warm grin on your face.

You'll be fighting them off.
 
GordyR said:
I recommend a "Groin-five". Thrust your hips in the direction of the object of your affection while squeeling "GROIN-FIVE!!!" at the top of your lungs. Rinse and repeat in multiple directions with a warm grin on your face.

You'll be fighting them off.
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hahaha, Groin Five!! aka Sexual Harassment Five!
 
No its all lies, I just tried the groin five at the Royal Mail delivery woman. She just burst into tears and attacked me with her clipboard. :o ;)
 
iCraig said:
No its all lies, I just tried the groin five at the Royal Mail delivery woman. She just burst into tears and attacked me with her clipboard. :o ;)
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Obviously you were lacking in the thrust department. It is a proven fact that 9 out of 10 "groin-five" failures are down to lack of momentum in the pant department. I recommend regular practice in front of the mirror until you get your form down.

Be warned this is for advanced "high-fivers" only. An inexperienced trainee can cause significant injury to himself in the form of phallic bending. One must learn to control ones instincts upon engaging in a "Groin-Five", if not the results can be catastrophic.
 
By amazing coincidence Sexual Harassment Five are the name of Carzy's band of the week.

:D

Now assuming the probability of a groin five working is 2.156x10^-4...... ;)
 
Pumpkinstew said:
By amazing coincidence Sexual Harassment Five are the name of Carzy's band of the week.

:D

Now assuming the probability of a groin five working is 2.156x10^-4...... ;)
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Lmao! ;) :p
 
Sic said:
HEALTH WARNING: do not attempt this on a girl if she's already your girlfriend. it does not put them in a good mood.
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FYI: this is also true of groin five (or as I call it "love-thrusting") ... my missus just vomitted on me :(
 
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Ali said:
FYI: this is also true of groin five (or as I call it "love-thrusting") ... my missus just vomitted on me :(
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At least you have a misses to vomit on you :(
 
Ali said:
FYI: this is also true of groin five (or as I call it "love-thrusting") ... my missus just vomitted on me :(
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related?.. or do the dots represent a different incident youd just thought youd share.. ya know.. just like to put it out there

<trundles off to practice groin fiving in the mirror>

oh, Question:

Why is it groin "fiving"? I dont have five.. ya knows.. is that weird? am i weird?
 
gord said:
related?.. or do the dots represent a different incident youd just thought youd share.. ya know.. just like to put it out there

<trundles off to practice groin fiving in the mirror>

oh, Question:

Why is it groin "fiving"? I dont have five.. ya knows.. is that weird? am i weird?
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You thrust 5 times :cool:

If you want to grow some more... umm.. ya knows... just slap some mustard around there, you will have some more man bits growing in know time :cool:
 
Zip said:
You thrust 5 times :cool:

If you want to grow some more... umm.. ya knows... just slap some mustard around there, you will have some more man bits growing in know time :cool:
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Mustard applied and thick! Do you need pictures?
 
I'm with the groin-FIVE. Here's a diagram to help in your pursuit of the perfect groin-FIVE.

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  • Bare feet are optional, but not advisable while standing on a beer sodden and glass-ridden floor. This could result in "clubbers foot".
  • Maintain eye contact with the thrustee at all times. Making sure not to dribble.
  • Wiggling of the eyebrows in conjunction with the groin-FIVE is optional but not obligatory.
  • Rubbing of the thighs in a Vic Reeves Style is also acceptable.
IMPORTANT:
In some rare cases, the thrustee may move their fist at a high velocity towards your groin at the exact moment you thrust towards them. This can be overcome with a pre placed box in your y-fronts or in an emergency; your hands may be used to cup the groin.
 
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