You're in command - what do you do?

[Ex-RoNiN]

You've been given a fully equipped Imperial Super Star Destroyer (from Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back & Return of the Jedi), which is yours to command, along with a full crew complement and total loyalty.

The ship is parked near Mars, and you arrive. What do you do?

As for me, I'd swoop in and use all TIE's and on-board guns&missiles to smoke out everyone's ICBMs and missile submarines, then I'd vaporise a couple of cities and announce myself Emperor of Earth. I would then use storm troops to collect 'slave labour' (I would pay them and their families some money though) and use them to build a new space dock. I would then use the space dock to build new ships, whilst using the SSD to explore the solar system and nearby systems, laying waste to anything in my path. I would also use the technology on board to clean up the planet (pollution, etc.)

What about you?


Yes I know its super geeky, but this is ocuk after all

 

[misterPK]

Hold a cocktail party.

PK!

 

[Maccy]

Start a war....start a nuclear war!
Sorry I couldn't resist, but yeh war!

 

[Cosimo]

I would say “left hand down a bit, drop anchor”

Let the crew have a tot of rum.

Say “Action Stations”

Then let 'em have a broadside.......and go to the pub.

 

[Mat]

I'd just hang in low orbit for a while, whilst the entire planet goes mad with worry and excitement.

I'd then make an appearance on GMTV and Newsround.

 

[SourChipmunk]

Send a load of cargo ships to Earth's surface to pick up some fit birds. Then have a major party in Hyperspace.

 

[Sarduk]

Yes I know its super geeky, but this is ocuk after all

Geeky != Nerdy != Deranged. Threads like this make me embarrassed to read the forums. I'm going to Motors

 

[knowledge123]

Pick up Magick, and show him that all the media will broadcast the news and that it won't be suppressed

 

[pioneer2000]

Put Jennifer Aniston in a gold bikini tbf.

 

[jonnylaris]

This is so geeky its actually embarrasing just to read it!

 

[LordSplodge]

Make sure there are no bloody A-Wings to take out the bridge shields.

Seeing as it has a Hyperdrive I'd probably knob off and explore the Universe. Maybe bring back the fleet and take over Earth. Probably do a better job than John McCain or Gordon Brown. Barrak Obhama would be made my XO!

 

[Murf]

Put Jennifer Aniston in a gold bikini tbf.

This would be an excellent idea.

 

[LordSplodge]

This is so geeky its actually embarrasing just to read it!

True. Beats spec me a toaster threads!

 

[LordSplodge]

This would be an excellent idea.

Pah. Carrie Fisher was better.

 

[Malt_Vinegar]

Park inconsideratly for a bit, and block out the moon, or maybe the sun

 

[Gilly]

:/

 

[Cosimo]

This would be an excellent idea.

You can have the 39 year old and put her in orbit.

 

[WrathOfAchilles]

Fix the defect in the thermal exhaust port.

 

[Wyrdo]

Fix the defect in the thermal exhaust port.

That's the death star not a star destroyer.

 

[~Divine~Wind~]

See how well those guns overclock and make it better than the Deathstar