You're in command - what do you do?

krooton · 28 Oct 2008 at 17:24

LordSplodge said:
Pah. Carrie Fisher was better.

Plus Aniston is WAAAAY past it now, yech!

Cosimo · 28 Oct 2008 at 17:27

ScarySquirrel said:
Kill all the Jews.

You appear to have lost your way, you Nazi swine.

PoleY_15 · 28 Oct 2008 at 17:56

"canonball"

R.O.S.S.I · 28 Oct 2008 at 17:58

Ex-RoNiN said:
You've been given a fully equipped Imperial Super Star Destroyer (from Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back & Return of the Jedi), which is yours to command, along with a full crew complement and total loyalty.

The ship is parked near Mars, and you arrive. What do you do?

As for me, I'd swoop in and use all TIE's and on-board guns&missiles to smoke out everyone's ICBMs and missile submarines, then I'd vaporise a couple of cities and announce myself Emperor of Earth. I would then use storm troops to collect 'slave labour' (I would pay them and their families some money though) and use them to build a new space dock. I would then use the space dock to build new ships, whilst using the SSD to explore the solar system and nearby systems, laying waste to anything in my path. I would also use the technology on board to clean up the planet (pollution, etc.)

What about you?

Yes I know its super geeky, but this is ocuk after all

What would I do? Dunno about me, but I suggest you get a life.

Von Smallhausen · 28 Oct 2008 at 18:04

It would clearly have to be a space based bombardment on Kerry Katona's house.

WantoN · 28 Oct 2008 at 18:22

Pick up some chicks in the most pimpin' ride ever.

Ant :cool:

The Funktopus · 28 Oct 2008 at 18:32

Carve obscenties on the surface of the moon that'd be legible from Earth. Sit back and laugh as I listen to school kids asking their parents what it means.

Nanobot · 28 Oct 2008 at 18:36

1. Destroy the Earth's moon.
2. Dump a perfectly good sofa so Peter Griffin can find it, maybe give him a hand shifting it. :cool:

3. Go and find a :cool:

planet to live on.

Arjun806 · 28 Oct 2008 at 18:37

I'd have a cat nap.

kiteloopy · 28 Oct 2008 at 18:37

play knock a door run on the ISS.

Feek · 28 Oct 2008 at 18:54

Muban said:
Lay a course..... second star to the right and straight on 'til morning.

I'm impressed by the similarity of our thinking, my idea was along the line of "thataway"

gillywibble · 28 Oct 2008 at 20:11

Kill Jar Jar Binks and erase his presence from Star Wars.

Van Hellseek · 28 Oct 2008 at 20:12

Ex-RoNiN said:
You've been given a fully equipped Imperial Super Star Destroyer (from Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back & Return of the Jedi), which is yours to command, along with a full crew complement and total loyalty.

The ship is parked near Mars, and you arrive. What do you do?

Sell it.

snail1 · 28 Oct 2008 at 20:14

It's a trap!

Vasquez · 28 Oct 2008 at 20:23

Mat said:
I'd just hang in low orbit for a while, whilst the entire planet goes mad with worry and excitement.

I'd then make an appearance on GMTV and Newsround.

lol this /\

"to answer your question Fern, yes it is great being highoverlord but sometimes things just get so stressful"

Mr_White · 28 Oct 2008 at 20:32

I'd use it to give England control of the whole world, creating paradise for every Englishman.

caff · 28 Oct 2008 at 21:15

I'd see if they have any 'special' holographic films in the on-board droids.