You're in command - what do you do?

[ASSE]Hinchy · 28 Oct 2008 at 15:14

Flatten the Middle East. And Wales.

/EDIT - Wow, someone on my wavelength immediately before me ha!

Crizzy said:
Format and reinstall all the ships software

Ha very good!

Can't have the risk of any spyware on there wasting system resources!

Shoseki · 28 Oct 2008 at 15:18

I'd put some heavy duty fast tracking guns near the control deck, seems to be a weak area...

Lashout_UK · 28 Oct 2008 at 15:20

FIRE ZE MISSILES!

MookJong · 28 Oct 2008 at 15:20

Bring order to the galaxy...

Malt_Vinegar · 28 Oct 2008 at 15:27

Archy said:
Meh, would only be swamped with "my bmw has a quicker 0 - lightspeed time than that heap of junk" replies.

Yer, but what distance can it do the kessel run in?!

SourChipmunk · 28 Oct 2008 at 15:31

Muban said:
Lay a course..... second star to the right and straight on 'til morning.

LordSplodge said:
So. Many. Mixed. Films.

Peter Pan spoke these words first, I believe.

meghatronic · 28 Oct 2008 at 15:39

colinuk said:
Then take each religous group and give them their own planet.

Sorted

?????

This has been part of the problem, with countries instead of planets. Imagine scenarios such as "why should their planet be closer to x than ours?", "why do they have all those resources they don't use?". Etc... INVASION.

Cosimo · 28 Oct 2008 at 15:40

Malt_Vinegar said:
Yer, but what distance can it do the kessel run in?!

Mine has done it in 11.36 parsecs.

Shoseki · 28 Oct 2008 at 15:42

simulatorman said:
Mine has done it in 11.36 parsecs.

Meh, get yourself a Bugatti Veyron...

Cosimo · 28 Oct 2008 at 15:44

Shoseki said:
Meh, get yourself a Bugatti Veyron...

I would but the bank won’t lend me the deposit.

Dugganator · 28 Oct 2008 at 15:46

I would destory steven spielberg and george lucas........

Begbie · 28 Oct 2008 at 16:06

Nuke planets and build a death star! OFC

antijoke · 28 Oct 2008 at 16:09

I would clear out all the prisons and drop them onto Mars.

Cybermyk · 28 Oct 2008 at 16:10

I'd set up an "offshore" tax haven. In space no one can hear you scheme.

vorm · 28 Oct 2008 at 16:13

MookJong said:
Bring order to the galaxy...

I sense something. A presence I've not felt since....

ScarySquirrel · 28 Oct 2008 at 16:17

Kill all the Jews.

KNiVES · 28 Oct 2008 at 16:26

I'd sell the lot, buy a nice house, set aside the rest of the money for a comfortable life and bang me some chicks.

LordSplodge · 28 Oct 2008 at 16:38

Lashout_UK said:
FIRE ZE MISSILES!

BUT I AM LE TIRED

KNiVES · 28 Oct 2008 at 17:20

LordSplodge said:
BUT I AM LE TIRED

Then take a nap.... THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!

Shoseki · 28 Oct 2008 at 17:21

ScarySquirrel said:
Kill all the Jews.

Scary Squirrel is scary.