Directly linking to anything considered a swear-word by the board isn't allowed, the mods are pretty unanimous on that.
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I agree the rules are the rules, no questioning that. Punishment varies though, I've seen people get an edit and walk for some pretty sizeable swearies. Yet some get a 3 day ban for mild language.
Depends who you get, and what mood they're in.
Punishment is based upon track record. Human nature means a moderator having a good day might be more lenient, I suppose. (We're in danger of leading this thread off topic a bit so you are more than welcome to message me about this privately, sir.)
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