Soldato
ASK HER!
I mean geez!
I mean geez!
It's only your mum. Whats the problem?
- Thread starter unKn0wn
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This. It would have been even more epic if you could have walked out starkers, collected your clothes and left, but leaving would certainly have been on the cards.
btw, did anyone else read the thread title and assume it was going to be about his mate sleeping with his mum?
Just me then....
Nope. I was hoping for tales of how he's ended up with his mate's mum too.
Soldato
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Her mum probably doesn't like you much or something.
Man up, one of my ex girlfreinds, her parents refused to let me in the house, they didn't think I was good enough because they were rich through inheritance and stuck up their own arse. Which I told them they were complete ****s anyway, as they were kicking me out the door half naked at 2 in the morning.
Unsurprisingly we split up because I was intent on annoying her parents as much as possible and distracted from the relationship in hand.
Man up, one of my ex girlfreinds, her parents refused to let me in the house, they didn't think I was good enough because they were rich through inheritance and stuck up their own arse. Which I told them they were complete ****s anyway, as they were kicking me out the door half naked at 2 in the morning.
Unsurprisingly we split up because I was intent on annoying her parents as much as possible and distracted from the relationship in hand.
Are you a girl? If so, that's the worst lesbian sex story I've ever read. If not:
Need more Willy Wonker; how about 'YOU LOSE - GOOD DAY SIR'?
Soldato
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You are correct, no it is not a better read a lot of the threads that appear on here.
Caporegime
Cool story bro seriously.
But one thing that springs to mind is that if you were freezing your nuts off then why didnt you close the window
or was that too hard a task to do??..plus if you were in a heavy quilt then surely you would have warmed up within a few mins...geez even my quilt isnt heavy...quite light and i still warm up in a matter of mins when in bed....makes your story suspect a bit...either that or your just exaggerating it.
Anyhow have you not even asked why she did that to you??..id be demanding answers without walking out in a huff...
But one thing that springs to mind is that if you were freezing your nuts off then why didnt you close the window
or was that too hard a task to do??..plus if you were in a heavy quilt then surely you would have warmed up within a few mins...geez even my quilt isnt heavy...quite light and i still warm up in a matter of mins when in bed....makes your story suspect a bit...either that or your just exaggerating it.Anyhow have you not even asked why she did that to you??..id be demanding answers without walking out in a huff...
Soldato
Chav, init? Or he's as gay as a gay thing...
Seriously, you walk out the room preferably naked, and at a minimum half dressed. Tip your hat to the old lady and say "Morning love, hope you're better in the sack than your sack of spuds daughter" put hat back on, pick up cane at door and stroll off twirling cane Charlie Chaplin stylee.
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Soldato
The correct solution was to get out of bed, flying at full mast.
Walk up to the mother and say "Hello love, you can hang your coat here" with a wink then give her a big sloppy kiss.
Not awkward for anyone, problem solved!
Walk up to the mother and say "Hello love, you can hang your coat here" with a wink then give her a big sloppy kiss.
Not awkward for anyone, problem solved!
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Ever thought that maybe it's something that she doesn't want to share yet?
Soldato
You sure it was her mum? I know she told you it was her mum. Could have been her lesbian lover