Soldato
These are brilliant! Keep em coming!
I haven't talked to my wife in three weeks. I don't want to interrupt her.
I haven't slept for three days because three days is far too long to sleep.
The first time I got myself a universal remote I thought "this changes everything".
Say what you want about deaf people...
I have spent the last four years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer but no-one will do it.
I saw a sign which read "Watch for children" and I thought, "that's a fair swap".
I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, it was only gathering dust.
I was at a cash point and an old lady asked me to help her check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Man walks into a doctor's surgery, lifts his arm and says, "doc, it hurts when I do this", doctor says "well don't do it".
Courtesy Tommy Cooper, genius.
Because multiple sentences can fit on one line. The point is brevity, not grammar.Why do most of those one liners have two sentences?
Some of them are full paragraphs! Anything will fit on one line if.you make the line long enough