*Random* What are you?

[danza]

I ran naked with Barney the dinosaur, because I'm a pimp and you're jealous.

 

[Zip]

I stabbed the trojan man because I've got abs

 

[1pudding1]

I banged a glass of milk because I love marijuana.
Okaaayyy.

 

[Nullvoid]

I cuddled with a pornstar because I have AMAZING boobs.

That makes me happy and sad all at the same time

 

[Gaijin]

I killed a glass of milk because I am sexy as hell.

Apparently. This is conjecture and no one can prove I did such a thing.

 

[Kona*]

I banged the kool-aid-man because that's how I roll.

 

[jimblowscash]

i shot a homeless guy coz i had a noodle up my nose.... wtf

 

[Zefan]

I cuddled a glass of milk because I'm a pimp and you're jealous.

 

[Pookie Bear]

I smoked with my lover because I'm sexy as hell.

Sounds about right

 

[Indigo Gorilla]

I killed an easter egg because I'm good in bed.

 

[Mr-White]

i slept with a bowl of cereal because I love marijuana

if you not worked it out by burfdays today

MW

 

[Steedie]

I ate a bisexual because I love marijuana

 

[Majago]

I killed my lover because I'm a pimp and you're jealous

 

[Phate]

I banged my boyfriend because that's how I roll...

Apparently...

 

[Damien.]

I shot my boyfriend because thats how i roll !?

That doesn't work out. lol.

 

[Substance]

I cuddled with Santa clause because i've got abs

 

[LordSplodge]

I killed a pornstar because I am sexy as hell.

 

[Matthew-1985]

I ran shirtless with your dealer because I'm a pimp and your jealous.

 

[NickR]

I cuddled with a crackhead because I have a noodle in my nose

...must be in code

 

[J.T]

I smoked with Barny the dinosaur because I'm sexy as hell.