whats the dumbest thing youve done in a car

Probably the time I left leaving a dual carriageway in busy traffic to the very last minute. I had to swing the car at a big speed difference between the two cars I went through, towards the sliproad. As I make it on to the lane of the sliproad, I see the police have blocked it off and I'm doing xxxmph towards **** street! I stamp on the brake like Hercules and the ABS is going mad, I managed to swerve back on to the dual carriageway in a gap at roughly the right speed. Cue the police waving their arms at me and me returning it by shouting "**** YOU" and flipping the middle finger at them. It wouldn't be so bad if I hadn't then proceeded to complete the journey flagrantly disregarding traffic lights :(

ABS saved me that day - without it I'd have locked up and slid straight in to the cops.

Let me get this straight

You perform two VERY dangerous manoeuvres very nearly causing two serious accidents.

When the police signal this to you (without prosecuting you as they should have) you proceed to swear at them!

What's more you then ignore all of the other traffic lights on the way home! What on earth is your problem? I'm staggered that you didn't have a serious accident on the way back then. I agree with _PD_ - you should loose your license if this is how you drive
 
If driving with somebody in the boots not dangerous I dont know what is, grow up. Your a prat end off. Do the stupid stuff on your own in the middle of nowhere. Then its just you that you hurt. How you going to feel telling your passengers parents you killed them because your a dick?
Haha. I think I knew that at the time I'm not a tool, the dumbest thing I did was let them get in the boot. They wanted to, I didn't want them to. I took it easy for the mile stretch we were doing, trust me I don't need this 'talk', If he didn't trust me he wouldn't have got in, and if I didn't trust myself I wouldn't have driven.

edit: oh and my other points about the no feet etc, were in the middle of nowhere with visibility for miles, i'm not a dunce.
 
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Haha. I think I knew that at the time I'm not a tool, the dumbest thing I did was let them get in the boot. They wanted to, I didn't want them to. I took it easy for the mile stretch we were doing, trust me I don't need this 'talk', If he didn't trust me he wouldn't have got in, and if I didn't trust myself I wouldn't have driven.

hrm.. that reminds me actually - i did sit in the back of a pickup once with my bike on public road... that was pretty stupid (and cold) although i did have a helmit on ;-)
 
For me it'd have to be either

Doing 95 on my speedo in a 1.1 Metro with a passenger gripping on for dear life. It only had 4 gears and was revving the nuts off it. It felt like the car was floating above the tarmac and with cheapo ditchfinders on it I was lucky to keep it in a straight line :o

Again in the Metro, a full car with 5 people in it, no-one wearing seat belts and I drive in to a supermarket car park at night in pitch black. I kind of knew where I was in the car park so floored it and slammed the brakes on causing one lad in the back to go straight over the passenger seat forcing my mate in the front to smash his face in to the windscreen. Whilst this was happening I yanked up my handbrake and swung the back out to the left, causing my mate in the front to then whack his head on the passenger window.

When the car screeched to a stop we all sat down looked straight ahead and we had just missed a solid metal trolley park by inches.

A more recent one was when I found out my SEAT Ibiza didn't have ABS was when I drove from Nottingham to Newquay. I'd only owned the car 2 days and took me and a mate, with two other cars in convoy. We got to Newquay and was driving around the little country lanes and encountered a blind sharp right. I put the brakes on and ended up skidding straight on towards a cliff face with no barrier to stop us. Thinking back to my Gran Turismo days I took my foot off the brakes slightly to get the front wheels rolling again and turned right sharply and pressed the brakes again. Luckily nothing coming the other way. The rest of the journey to the B+B was taken at crawling speeds.
 
Not done anything really dumb to be honest.

A mate of mine stopped at a green light that I had anticipated. I never noticed he'd stopped as I was fiddling with the radio I had just fitted and I crushed the front end of my crappy Punto, he had no visible damage. I had to replace both headlights, bonnet and slam panel.

Also, in a dark lane in the back seat of my Type-R with my girlfriend we managed to get some bodily fluid on the alcantara. Not the easiest of cleaning jobs.
 
This one is on behalf of my mate...plus not enough biker giggles on here!

He was approaching an empty roundabout on his bike with 1 car in front of him. He assumed the car would move onto the roundabout as it was clear but alas it never happened. He accelerated into the rear of the car and managed to launch himself clear of his bike and landed on the guys windscreen.

After clearing everything up with the driver of the car he realised his "man vegetables" were hurting quite a lot so went up to the local A and E (hoping for a little blonde nurse) to get checked out. After the standard wait he was ushered into a room with a big old bloke and was told to drop trow :( !

He was diagnosed with traumatised testicles and to top things off he left a bit of a dent in the petrol tank. We nick named his bike the nut cracker :D

J
 
.....He was diagnosed with traumatised testicles and to top things off he left a bit of a dent in the petrol tank. We nick named his bike the nut cracker :D

I've heard of this befor with bikers. They get thrown across a boot or windscreen and in mid flight there balls get sucked up into there bodies as a natural reaction. I'd never be the same man if there ever happened to me
 
whilst remanising in a pub with some old mates about our antics in motors when we passed our tests, early 90's bc (before cameras) i asked the question " whats the dumbest thing youve done in a car", and if im honest i scared myself just thingking about it.
mine was totaly stupid and one of those that looking back on i was very lucky to have survived, and to walk away scot free was a total miricale!
picture the scene 3.00 in the morning, twisty country lane, hump back bridge, mums polo coupe G40, and a mate egging me on..........

hmmm we hit it at 80, i thought the road after the hump went left, it didnt it went right, i took off landed arround 20 meters down the road with two wheels (near side) riding up a wall, the car then tipped over on to its side for arround 30 meters before hitting a telegraph pole and rolling on its roof across the road before coming to rest on its side in a ditch (upside down)

neither or us had a scratch, there wasnt a dent free pannel on the car, the chassis had twisted and we had to get out the boot.

what a dumb ass.

idiot, those cars are absolutely mint! rare enough as it is...
 
I've heard of this befor with bikers. They get thrown across a boot or windscreen and in mid flight there balls get sucked up into there bodies as a natural reaction. I'd never be the same man if there ever happened to me

Actually I've heard of them being left behind as well! the body does not always have the time for a 'natural reaction' to occur before the balls are misplaced.......:eek:
 
Caned it off a roundabout in the wet at a speed I wouldn't consider in the dry, ended up doing a very impressive 360 degree turn, no traffic and I carried on, needless to say I take it easy round there now!
 
Two of my most notable incidents:

1) One evening, we went to see a friend. I hit 60 on a national speed limit road, in the soaking wet, despite my friend telling me I was going too fast, thinking I could make it. Then not noticing the bend, the car aquaplaned, so I braked and steered as hard as I possibly could, going down to 40mph, still too fast and flying into a ditch. I got a graze, my mate got some soreness on his neck but that was all.

Worst of all, the car was a 1980 Triumph Spitfire 1500 convertible, completely written off (bent chassis, engine and gearbox wrecked, huge dented bonnet). As the front right hand wheel got all the impact, along with the suspension turret and engine.

The only saving grace is it needed thousands of pounds of work done to it as it had far too much rust on it. It could be said the car saved my life - as I got away with so little and the car didn't even roll over.

I have never felt comfortable behind the wheel of a Spitfire and haven't bought one of them since. I also have a premium on my insurance for the next 4-5 years or so because of my stupidity. :rolleyes:

2) Second notable incident happened a few weeks ago, at the peak of the rainy season in England (it would seem). I was stuck behind a very slow learner driver most of my way back from work. I was getting more and more annoyed and of course, I couldn't overtake safely because it was a single carriageway with two way traffic and a lot of bends.

When I *finally* got to the roundabout I got in lane, waited for clearness and went round it very fast, I think I probably got up to 25-30mph. The Escort aquaplaned and I nearly hit the curb.

Around the next corner, I thought I had maintained enough control of the vehicle, but I hadn't. Soon enough, more aquaplaning occurred and I went to the other side of the road, with opposite flowing traffic and a curb and wall to greet me. I haven't had such a heart in mouth moment in my life until then.

Thankfully, the power steering saved my skin again, there was no traffic coming the other way, I didn't hit the curb or the wall and I made a smooth stop on the correct side of the road after very heavy braking (not the best thing to do) and really thrashing the steering wheel.

The worst bit was, for me, a load of drivers seeing my awful driving so I hadn't felt so embarrassed in my life. After making a smooth stop and spending a few minutes gathering my thoughts and calming down a bit and whilst there was still a little light, I pulled into a retail park, checked over the brakes, wheels, power steering fluid, power steering body work and found not a single scratch, dent or ding on my car. I didn't have any injuries and no one else was involved thankfully.

Lesson learned... I now treat roundabouts with extra respect, especially in the wet... let slower drivers be (unless it is safe for me to overtake) and generally being a lot more careful.

So that's one write off and one near-crash involved in since in the 8 months since I passed my driving test. What a great start! /sarcasm.

Hopefully the end to any near misses and near-crashes now.

David
 
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Pug 106, 4 in the back seat + 1 in the boot. Stopped by the law, funnily enough. The officer got me out of the car & took me to look at how low the suspension was at the back :eek: Let me off with a warning.
 
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