The elderly driver

stevenazari1 said:
1 day a man sat down in a restaurant,
he ordered a cup of coffee, some chips and an ice bun for desert
the waitress brought over his food and it was delightful
he left the table and proceeded down the main street
"hi jim!" someone exclaimed
he turned around and it was his brother tom.
"Hi tom" he replied
"we are going to the strand later, wanna come?!"
jim turned around and walked away huffing.
later on he got a phone call from his friend max about going to the strand
he didnt want to go so hung up on him
later his friend rebecca phoned for the same reason, he hung up on her too
jim was in his house all night.
jim died the following morning of a massive hernia on his bum.
the end.
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LOL
 
Foxtrot26 said:
god no, dont make me break out the bottomeless pit of fail pics
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A baptist priest was reading a book in the church garden
it was a fancy tale of jesus sitting at his table with his fellow deciples.
he was half way along the book when a scholar approached him
"my friend, will you come with me? you are wanted inside"
"ok" he said, so they walked into the church. it was a big place
as they entered the building an irishman blew himself up and they died....


















when the baptist priest went up to heaven, the gates was opened and he went in. "this is nice" he said. and it was.
the end.
 
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stevenazari1 said:
1 day a man sat down in a restaurant,
he ordered a cup of coffee, some chips and an ice bun for desert
the waitress brought over his food and it was delightful
he left the table and proceeded down the main street
"hi jim!" someone exclaimed
he turned around and it was his brother tom.
"Hi tom" he replied
"we are going to the strand later, wanna come?!"
jim turned around and walked away huffing.
later on he got a phone call from his friend max about going to the strand
he didnt want to go so hung up on him
later his friend rebecca phoned for the same reason, he hung up on her too
jim was in his house all night.
jim died the following morning of a massive hernia on his bum.
the end.
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Haha!

Genuinely laughed out loud at that, the others failed though.
 
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