When the police want to talk to you !!!

The one time a copper needed to talk to me he came to the house and a cup of tea.
It was to get a witness statement to a serious accident though.
 
Coincidence, ive just had the police round my house, for playing football on the streets, its starting to **** me right off,

ive been in the paper and everything about it, because i live in a small village, with no park and no where to play football, so the only option is the streets, and people complain , its absolute bull. he said next time it happens hes just gonna come round and lock me up. ROFL, he didnt know i was 18, and that ive already done a police course so its really good when i speak like they do :D.

normally when your under 16 the scare you into not doing stuff, but dosnt work with me because i know there tricks, he just knocked on my door ans said, ''Mate listen, next time i get a call, ill juts be round here and lock you up with your mates'' i said, ''listen mate, no you wont because theres no law that says you cant play on the streets'' he just looked at his partner and said, ''ok smart arse'' ROFL ! i smiled, and he said ''im glad you think its funny'', i said ''i don't, ive got a bad twitch in my jaw'' :), safely say, the policeman = FAIL!
 
Let's say that you had done something, something you've forgotten or don't even realise.

They often get you to come down to the station under the pretence that they know nothing and it's just a chat. They wont talk about it if they think you wont come. They show you into the interview room and they start recording - just a 'formality' of course.

They will then eventually get to the point of the chat.

If they bring up something you have done that is not legal say nothing more. Ask to leave and do leave. Say no more.

If they had evidence they would have arrested you. They are hoping you'll incriminate yourself and this is often why they wont talk about 'why' over the phone - who is going to go to a police station to incriminate themselves?

If it is something so un-serious that they can't be bothered arresting you then they are unlikely to take it further.
 
dont worry the coppers are not in the habbit of calling on fellons and arranging a conveniant time to nick you.it might be that they have found something you have lost a while ago or someone near the place you used to live has done something wrong.
 
I had this happen to me. I calmly confronted someone about what they allegedly did to my other half and although I was very nice and a frank with him, it seemed to rattle his cage and he told the police. The policeman just said it was a courtesy call to ask me to leave him alone and let the appropriate authorities deal with it.

Anyway, it may be someone has fingered you as a witness to something or at least thought it was you. If you have dealt with police before on a local matter they will have your details on file so will avoid the card through the door routine.
 
The police were at my door a few days ago just to ask if i had seen anything unusual outside. (apparently someone had been broken into) but i really did s*** myself when i opened the door thinking "what have i done" damn them..!
 
AmateurJimmy said:
Coincidence, ive just had the police round my house, for playing football on the streets, its starting to **** me right off,

ive been in the paper and everything about it, because i live in a small village, with no park and no where to play football, so the only option is the streets, and people complain , its absolute bull. he said next time it happens hes just gonna come round and lock me up. ROFL, he didnt know i was 18, and that ive already done a police course so its really good when i speak like they do :D.

normally when your under 16 the scare you into not doing stuff, but dosnt work with me because i know there tricks, he just knocked on my door ans said, ''Mate listen, next time i get a call, ill juts be round here and lock you up with your mates'' i said, ''listen mate, no you wont because theres no law that says you cant play on the streets'' he just looked at his partner and said, ''ok smart arse'' ROFL ! i smiled, and he said ''im glad you think its funny'', i said ''i don't, ive got a bad twitch in my jaw'' :), safely say, the policeman = FAIL!
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The fact is, someone has complained about what you were doing, the officers have got to deal with it. You have hardly got one over them!

Regardless of what you think, you are acting in an anti-social manner which has and is likely likely to cause harassment, alarm or distress to others. (crime and disorder act '98).

Continue to do so and you could quite easily be given an ASBO. Shame your 'police course' didnt teach you that.
 
AmateurJimmy said:
Coincidence, ive just had the police round my house, for playing football on the streets, its starting to **** me right off,

ive been in the paper and everything about it, because i live in a small village, with no park and no where to play football, so the only option is the streets, and people complain , its absolute bull. he said next time it happens hes just gonna come round and lock me up. ROFL, he didnt know i was 18, and that ive already done a police course so its really good when i speak like they do :D.

normally when your under 16 the scare you into not doing stuff, but dosnt work with me because i know there tricks, he just knocked on my door ans said, ''Mate listen, next time i get a call, ill juts be round here and lock you up with your mates'' i said, ''listen mate, no you wont because theres no law that says you cant play on the streets'' he just looked at his partner and said, ''ok smart arse'' ROFL ! i smiled, and he said ''im glad you think its funny'', i said ''i don't, ive got a bad twitch in my jaw'' :), safely say, the policeman = FAIL!
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You sound like an idiot TBH. I'm sure you playing football in the street like some 15 year old chav is starting to **** your neighbours off as well...
 
I hate it when they come around your house they are real cheeky gits ,they press there face against the windows , I was in bed in a bungalow at the time :mad: I did not get up but then you wonder what the hell they wanted !
 
If it's a standard bobby then you'll be fine, if he's CID tell him to **** off, they're all scum of the earth.:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

I doubt it's anything major unless it's an on going investigation and they have a big time frame to ask questions...
 
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I hate it when they come around your house they are real cheeky gits ,they press there face against the windows , I was in bed in a bungalow at the time :mad: I did not get up but then you wonder what the hell they wanted !
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It's a lot worse when they just kick your front door in & march into the front room you are sitting with your mates having a session :p
RCS dude looks at my mate & says "Why didn't you answer the door"
"Would You" we said :D
Que being set upon by big burly RCS men :p
Another time I heard a big crash on my front door & jumped down the stairs to defend my home. When i got to the front door a Sledge hammer came threw my front door glass & stopped about 5 inches from my Chest :eek: Then a team steamed me. They were all dressed in hoodys etc & my neighbour rang the local cop shop & said "Quick get round here my neighbours being attacked"
"It's Ok" said the desk sergeant "It's Us" :p:p:p

Some people say It's just not like the Olden days is it malc. I say Thank **** for That !!! :p
 
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