LART them?
Sorry, reference to a very old nerdy sysadmin in-joke. Google it

LART them?
If I ever see anyone microwaving scrambled eggs I will have to LART them.
This is what you want...
Poached on toast or soft boiled with toast soldiers or scrambled or fried on toast. But mostly poached.
On toast.
Lightly scrambled on wholemeal toast with black pepper and chives and/or smoked salmon. If done right it's absolutely delicious.
If I ever see anyone microwaving scrambled eggs I will have to LART them.
I've perfected my way of cooking eggs - fried in butter, and cooked over easy, so that the white is completely done but the yolk only lukewarm.