Strange/Funny happenings in exams?

In my GCSE Geography mocks, someone three tables in front of me wet themselves and tried to mop the wee up with their sock and the geography source paper.

Apparently he'd been getting drunk in the morning and really needed the toilet.


EDIT: also, a teacher everyone hated sat on a exam table and it collapsed. Took about 5 minutes to get the exam hall quiet again.
 
I one thing that happened in my last GCSE exam. It was a hot summers day and we were sat in the gym. The teachers had opened the doors to get a breeze through. I was about half hour into the exam and suddenly heard a strange tapping on the floor behind me. I looked round and saw that a stray dog had walked in and was wondering around the place.
 
Not really a funny story but something that happend to me which I will always remember.

I had to retake my GCSE's when I was at colledge and for some reason I went out the night before and got smashed, woke up about 30 minutes before the exam and had nothing no calculator or pen, had to borrow it all off of my friend. I felt awful had a really bad hangover and I dunno what anyone looking at me would have thought, I had the same clothes on from the day before and was rather green. I had to get the teacher to take me to the toilet block about 6 times so I could throw up, he insisted on keeping the door open so I could not cheat, I didnt tell him I had a hangover.

I failed the exam as you would imagine.
 
15 minutes before our German written GCSE one of the girls accused one of the boys of doing something naughty to a cat (it was an ongoing rumour/story that had been following the poor guy for ages)

He got up, picked up the desk (those exam desks with the ink wells) and threw it straight at her, stuff went flying everywhere - then he shouted out loud to the whole hall "I never ******** a cat!"

I've not seen him since, and that was in 1996.
 
Urgh.. got my first one on Tuesday! :O

Art.. 10 hour :p

And then my other ones in about 2 weeks.

Revising Statistics atm! So boring.. Jeez >_< and I know for a FACT that Im going to fail German.. :S I cant do it for my life!
 
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GCSE Mocks were quite funny. As GeForce, said there was hail that came down through the ventilation grill things, and started falling on some peoples desks (same year, same school). We also got through our IT exams ridiculously quickly, so one guy fell asleep, and he remained so for the remaining half hour of the exam.
Not something exactly in exams, but in one exam in my year 7 end of years, I got 1 out of 40. It was an english comprehension paper (hate those things).
 
I remember being in a GCSE english exam (not mock) in a classroom and giving my mate really perverted one eye raised and licking lips action. Didn't realise the (milf) teacher was giving me stern looks :o
 
Someones phone rang and the person answered it and started having a conversation about where they were going out to get drunk, was quite funny as i remember he was a bit of a hopeless chav.
 
In our exams, everybody had to leave their coats at the back of the hall on the stage (No hooks or anything, just dumped on the floor).

Anyway, someones phone rang like 5 times in 1 exam and the phone was left in the coat pocket, and the ringtone was that bloody crazy frog. Everybody trying to withhold their laughter was eventually funnier than the ringtone itself after a while :p
 
In our English exam we had a rather deaf invigilator and he told his collegue rather loudly "I'm just going for a piddle, shouldn't be long." cue everyone in the hall bursting into laughter. :D

In our Maths exam the invigilator didn't count me and marked me as absent. The school phoned my parents who had dropped me off at the school and thought I'd been abducted or something.
 
In a RE GCSE a Pigeon flew into the hall and didn't get out before knocking itself out on a window and landing on a dudes head!

Also in a Maths A-Level a Maths teacher sat on a table which promptly collapsed, we were laughing for a good 10 mins :p
 
I have more! In another GCSE English exam, I think, the guy behind me fell off his chair. Well, rather the chair collapsed under him and I turn around to find him sitting on the floor with a mangled chair beneath him.

Heh, in the next exam I sat I saw the mangled chair, completely flat like it'd been crushed under a car, leaning up against the wall at the front.

In a History exam this time one of the guys just started shouting at his exam paper, I think he even burst out into song at one point too. The invigilators (thanks MarcLister!) didn't remove him so we had to listen to him rant throughout the second half of the exam. At least it brought some entertainment to an otherwise-boring History exam!
 
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In a History exam this time one of the guys just started shouting at his exam paper, I think he even burst out into song at one point too. The invigilators (thanks MarcLister!) didn't remove him so we had to listen to him rant throughout the second half of the exam. At least it brought some entertainment to an otherwise-boring History exam!
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;) and I'm very surprised he wasn't removed. He'd have been making a noise and disturbing students. OK I'm sure you were enjoying it but it was still a disturbance.
 
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