Strange/Funny happenings in exams?

Listy-poo said:
;) and I'm very surprised he wasn't removed. He'd have been making a noise and disturbing students. OK I'm sure you were enjoying it but it was still a disturbance.
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Yeah, it was pretty unbelievable that they allowed him to stay in the exam really, considering he was disturbing everyone. Others even started talking too, talk about strict exam conditions! :rolleyes:
 
1) Not that funny really, but I once had wry neck when I had an exam, so I had to sit practically sideways so that I could face the paper.

2) My friend fell asleep and then noisily fell off his chair.

3) People used to throw open Pritt Sticks at the ceiling. It was anyone's guess when they'd come down again. Sometimes they came down during exams, with a big crash.

4) Someone's mobile went off. This was back in the day when mobile's were still quite rare, by comparison to today. They told the invigilator that the noise had been a bird. Somehow, they got away with it.
 
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My A-levels were a very 'interesting' set of exams!!!

Firstly, some moron decided he would drop pills before his exam for what he called "creative inspiration". About 40 minutes in he collapsed to the floor fitting, snotting blood all over the floor and generally making a mess/a lot of noise.

We were all told to get on with the exam, despite the site of the ambulance, full sirens blazing, off-roading it across the rugby pitches to the gym hall exit. They removed the fidgety noise badger from the hall and we were given an additional 3% on that exam- BONUS! :D

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Later that year I was half way through my two hour exam and not far from finishing I felt my gut suddenly spike with pain.... My stomach grumbled and I distinctly felt everything drop down towards the unprepared barrier that was my sphincter... In one sudden, random and disturbing motion I jumped to my feet, flipping over my exam desk, shoving my chair out the way and widly (and very crippledly) waddle-hop-ran out of the hall groaning loudly.

I managed to heroically hold off the impending barrage long enough to get to the toilets outside where I then unleashed a torrent of lime coloured watery bum gravy in what can only be compared to throwing a bucket of water into a pond.

As the fart-interupted 50cc moped that was my arse chugged along at an uneasy rate, the exam invigilator burst into the toilet followed by my professor- banging on the door not asking "trickyj, whatever is the matter?" or "are you ok?" but very eloquently "What the 'fudge' are you playing at you cheeky 'un-fathered child'."

As I tried to explain through fire, flames, flares and farts, the smell of my rancid putrid arse-water notably kicked in and a gagging sound was followed by hurried footsteps and the bang of the door closing behind them.

The whole hall giggled and a few people slow-clapped as I calmly walked back into the hall some 15 minutes after my tourettes-exit. I was then told I would not be allowed to add any more to that paper as I could have "obtained answers in the time spent out of the hall".... :eek:

I promptly left and travelled home to nurse my tender botty, whilst my parents took it in turns to shout and make loud noises of their own down the phone at my college :D


I passed that exam fine & dandy in the end and ever since, I have never had such a difficult exam :p
 
Despite sitting hundreds of exams I don't think anything mildly interesting has happened apart from the invidulator in my GCSE Geography exam taking out a full on picnic from his brief case including table cloth and dinner set! I found it very amusing. I've also had invidulators making phone calls during exams which is off putting.

The only other thing was in my A2 Business accounts exam a few years back I was given an enlarged paper because I am visually impaired. Well out of my sealed envelope came this HUGE exam paper bigger than A3 and it wouldn't even fit on my desk! It was like writing answers on a newspaper sized page. I just happened to take a seat at the front of the exam hall and everyone behind me couldn't stop laughing every time I turned a page. At the time I was very embarassed but can see the funny side of it now :p
 
Erm the best I have is at the end of the summer I had a Programming resit and during the exam i could barely hold my laughter when I noticed the female invidulator was looking rather enviously at the Transexual in the year aboves new boobs who was now fairly more endowned than her haha :D.
 
Trickyj just reminded me of my first year uni exam when I needed the toilet and I spent about 20 minutes out of the exam with a case of the extreme runs. Everyone in the hall noticed, and my bum was so sore through the rest of the paper that I had to run out as soon as I'd written all that I could.
 
When i had my Synoptic exam for A-level Philosophy, there was only one invigilator for about the 8 people taking the exam, and he fell asleep about an hour in to it, after dismantling his watch!
 
one of the old lady examiners kissed one of the guys in my year just before an exam, was totally against his will lol
and on another day that same old woman fell asleep and fell off her chair, funny stuff like.
and another guy got kicked out of the exam hall cause he got a text from his mum who was wishing him good luck
one time a chav parked his car outside the on the road close to the hall we were in and for about 10 mins of the exam all we could hear was some hardcore trance playing
 
trickyj said:
WELL WELL WELL...
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You have a beautiful way with words :D

I particularly enjoyed:

trickyj said:
I managed to heroically hold off the impending barrage long enough to get to the toilets outside where I then unleashed a torrent of lime coloured watery bum gravy in what can only be compared to throwing a bucket of water into a pond.
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:D

My only drama was when the fire alarm went off, because they had decided to let the alarm company perform maintenance during the exam (??!?!?!??) and we had to evacuate outside.

We even saw the alarm guy messing with the panel on the way in which of course caused the "Wouldn't it be funny if..." comments.

And so the alarm went, and we all knew it was a fault, (later found out they were trying to test the adjacent building). The evacuation started and it was so badly organised and we werent allowed any extra time or consideration for the disturbance (I think we were given some pony allowance when it came to marking, but no additional time). People were going nuts and shouting at the invigilators whilst everyone else discussed the paper and what answers they had put down whilst waiting in the car park.

One guy had even brought his paper out and was drawing quite a crowd. The invigilators were shouting at everyone not to talk to each other but were met with retorts such as:

"Well what the **** are you going to do about it? The exam is ****** and we aren't being given allowances, I'll ******* talk all I like."

Should have known that student types would take the "**** the system, anarchy rules" approach.

So everyone colluded to their hearts content, the invigilators could do nothing as it happened on such a grand scale, thus the exam was a complete sham, but amazingly the results stood.

Upon re-entry to the exam hall, tables were overturned, much swearing and outbursts were heard, and many refused to continue.

Total ******* carnage.
 
Oh dear,well i went to a mischievous boys school, was great in exams, there was a dude who could make himself do very long hilarious farts, which he did often.

We once had a a huge board on tha stage that collapsed, oh dear, my heart went mental!! The noise in the very old wooden floored high ceeling school hall was just unreal.

We had people collapse there desks on purpose, and some geeks who did it NOT on purpose.. funny.. Used to thrown things at teachers as they walked past.

Once a guys chair broke on hime, straight on his ***, one of the single most funniest moments of my school life.

I remember once, sat there after my exam, watching a small paper airplane glide straight past me, not that was random and very funny.

Some people had a tendency to do a very loud scream at some point in the exam, and then random people would carry it on around the hall, teachers couldnt contain it. Class act.

Some very funny things went on in that school, i miss it.
 
We were kept in the exam hall between two exams due to them clashing and us having the opertunity to do one a couple of hours later, however we weren't allowed to talk to the people who had done the one we were about to do. In this time we found some sports cones and managed to make them into a ball and play basketball, and frisbee whilst the bemused invigilators just laughed. And the swotty girls in the class were very annoyed but it wasn't really our fault, we just felt compelled to play sport in a room full of desks and chairs.
 
iamdjdz said:
We were kept in the exam hall between two exams due to them clashing and us having the opertunity to do one a couple of hours later, however we weren't allowed to talk to the people who had done the one we were about to do. In this time we found some sports cones and managed to make them into a ball and play basketball, and frisbee whilst the bemused invigilators just laughed. And the swotty girls in the class were very annoyed but it wasn't really our fault, we just felt compelled to play sport in a room full of desks and chairs.
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Oh god, my gcses!! I did them in a mixed sex school down south as opposed to the all boys school i attended til year 10... welllll, we got these boucey balls from the gym locker before the exam as the door was open LOL..

Welllllll, we all was launching them at the invidulators at the end of the exam, we sort of leaned into our desks, and shot up and launched them and shot back down to our desks, was sooooo funny.

Proper rebels.. we as in all my mates and i did t once or twice.. Im the kind of person to get caught, my mum passed her bad luck genes onto me..
 
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