Earlier this year I had to book a table Magician for a Graduation do.
I made enquiries and was told he was as good as David Blaine with his close up magic.
I got him for a bargain price of £125 and he was bloody awful.
He bought 3 tricks with him that had been bought out of a joke shop -
1 - A very simple rope trick
2 - Wallet that caught fire
3 - A card trick which he showed you how to do
He went round the punters and then onto the tables while my boss kept giving me a dirty look.
She still ribs me now about it.
Sorry dude

That makes me upset, what a let down he was. I hope he was more ashamed!