Public toilets should play loud music by law

Freeman · 23 Oct 2008 at 15:28

scorza said:
That only stops the horror of splash-back doesn't it?

Splash back is just the worst thing ever, especially when it goes over your balls as well

MooMoo444 · 23 Oct 2008 at 15:30

Splashback is just nasty.

krooton · 23 Oct 2008 at 15:31

I don't know why, but this thread has forced me stifle muchos chuckles

Chocolate mudmonkey, love it!!! haha

Welshy · 23 Oct 2008 at 15:32

Freeman said:
Splash back is just the worst thing ever, especially when it goes over your balls as well

lol! So so true

Megahurtz400 · 23 Oct 2008 at 15:32

Splashback on your balls is horrid.

Bad enough in your own toilet, but somewhere where you know someone else's chocolate logs have been just makes me want to vomit.

Freeman · 23 Oct 2008 at 15:33

This should entertain anyone who's bored on a thursday afternoon at work:

The first one has to be the best. I feel so happy when I do them.

Poop said:
The Perfect Dump - Every once in a while, each of us experiences a perfect dump, it's rare, but a thing of beauty in all respects. You sit down expecting the worst, but what you get is a smooth sliding, fartless masterpiece that breaks the water with the splashless grace of an expert diver. But that's not the end of it. You use some toilet tissue only to find that it was totally unnecessary. It makes you feel that all is right with the world and you are in perfect harmony with it.

http://www.poopnames.com/

apeZ · 23 Oct 2008 at 15:33

Wasn't there a thread a few months back about public toilets and sanitation that suggested putting toilet paper down to prevent splashback?

V4NT0M · 23 Oct 2008 at 15:33

Megahurtz400 said:
Splashback on your balls is horrid.

Bad enough in your own toilet, but somewhere where you know someone else's chocolate logs have been just makes me want to vomit.

Has no one else ever squeezed one out in yours?

Marf · 23 Oct 2008 at 15:34

Whats also amusing is people who go deadly silent when you walk into the toilet. You can imagine them sitting on the throne desperately holding onto their deposit until you leave.

Or pretend to leave by opening and closing the door, taking a couple of false steps, and then hearing them huuuuuuurrrrrnnnngh plop, and applauding their effort.

Hedge · 23 Oct 2008 at 15:34

The phantom poos are the best

where ya dont need to wipe.

Amnesia · 23 Oct 2008 at 15:36

lol this has gotta be 1 of the sickest threads on gd so far......i still think the guy who walks around his house(talking on his phone) with 1 hanging out is worse though.

tuffty747 · 23 Oct 2008 at 15:37

Oh my god reading this thread has me in tears!!!
LOL!

Megahurtz400 · 23 Oct 2008 at 15:38

Skyfall said:
Has no one else ever squeezed one out in yours?

Yeh, but i know that they are all mostly relatively clean people ya know?

Who knows what kind of rotters have been dumping their load in public?

peterattheboro · 23 Oct 2008 at 15:39

I'm leaving this thread. I'm getting funny looks at work due to the giggling.

This thread has done it's purpose for me and cheered up my Thursday afternoon!

Megahurtz400 · 23 Oct 2008 at 15:39

memory said:
lol this has gotta be 1 of the sickest threads on gd so far......i still think the guy who walks around his house(talking on his phone) with 1 hanging out is worse though.

I miss that guy

Noel Gallagher · 23 Oct 2008 at 15:40

Freeman said:
Sounds gay.

Well gay. LOL

Reality|Bites · 23 Oct 2008 at 15:42

I really hate the toilet in work, There is always a jobby smear on the inside front of the bowl, I swear these dicks are taking a dump facing the cistern lol.

Also when you walk in on the hug log that just won't flush and you just think "NO" and turn round and go into the next cubicle lol.

Also the guys that have a **** and let out a long "AHHHHH" really annoy me, A bit like the Strongbow advert.

4p · 23 Oct 2008 at 15:42

Anyone ever had the splashback right back into the bum 'ole?

Never. Again.

Marf · 23 Oct 2008 at 15:43

Thorpy said:
Anyone ever had the splashback right back into the bum 'ole?

Never. Again.

Lay down paper first. Splashback protection and log silencer all in one

Atrox Moris · 23 Oct 2008 at 15:43

Thorpy said:
Anyone ever had the splashback right back into the bum 'ole?

Never. Again.

It's like looking at the sky and having a raindrop fall into your eye.