Public toilets should play loud music by law

[fiveub]

If you got a biggun coming, just make a loud straining noise to cover up the splash noise.

 

[Durzel]

I often cough while im squeezing out a fudge dragon

ROFL

I laughed far more than was appropriate at "huge chocolate mudmonkey" and "fudge dragon".

EDIT:

I really hate the toilet in work, There is always a jobby smear on the inside front of the bowl, I swear these dicks are taking a dump facing the cistern lol.

Also when you walk in on the hug log that just won't flush and you just think "NO" and turn round and go into the next cubicle lol.

LOOL

I'm sat here sniggering like Muttley trying not to laugh out loud in the office.

 

[4p]

Oh i know about the bog roll in before the action but it was one of those unlucky ones

 

[Reality|Bites]

WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR

 

[Marf]

WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR

Yeah buddy you tell that turd whos boss!

 

[Reality|Bites]

Hi my name is Richie Cunningham and this is my wife Oprah.

 

[MooMoo444]

I also like to live dangerously.

 

[Squink]

Splashback is just nasty.

We call it "Neptune's kiss" hearabouts

 

[Hedge]

Id love the ability to make them big meaty chuds () that float on the surface waiting for the next unsuspecting guy to visit the loo!

 

[4p]

We call it "Neptune's kiss" hearabouts

LOL WTF

 

[Reality|Bites]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=GTBHaSn8bmA


http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=gAFda66Adsw


http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=TW3Uh2LFuGg&feature=related

 

[Kerplunk]

Splashback on your balls is horrid.

Bad enough in your own toilet, but somewhere where you know someone else's chocolate logs have been just makes me want to vomit.

LMAO!

 

[fozter]

Captain brown can usually be silenced by some toilet paper stuffed down the loo, you have to be quick though, before it gets wet and sinks. It's kinda like the crystal maze..

 

[Hedge]

Anyone ever had the splashback right back into the bum 'ole?

Never. Again.

nothing worse than a wet balloon knot!

toilet humour rocks

 

[LEK-89]

ROFL @ this thread! hahahahahaha!

Liam

 

[Reality|Bites]

and the odd time a bit gets stuck to you bum hairs and you have to shake ya booty.

 

[Marf]

ahh yes, klingons on the starboard bough.

 

[Snograt]

Also when you walk in on the hug log that just won't flush and you just think "NO" and turn round and go into the next cubicle lol.

Er, hug log?

Thanks for that image ><

 

[Malt_Vinegar]

and the odd time a bit gets stuck to you bum hairs and you have to shake ya booty.

Does that happen??

Maybe my poo is non-stick

Tefpoo? (perhaps poo-lon)

 

[Hedge]

and the odd time a bit gets stuck to you bum hairs and you have to shake ya booty.

bahahahahha winnar!