Fell asleep at my desk.

I've had a few falling asleep moments at various places. If I have a large lunch at work I often end up with that horrible feeling of knowing you're about to fall asleep but knowing that you mustn't

Some of my best moments:

I fell asleep in an English lesson once at GCSE, we were reading Great Expectations. I drifted off, the teacher noticed, woke me up and asked me questions about the story, all set to give me a telling off. Fortunately I had read ahead and knew where we were in the book and answered his questions correctly much to his annoyance!!!

Another time during an A Level Biology lesson, I fell asleep sitting right at the front of the class. My teacher (who fortunately liked me, I was good at the subject and hard working) noticed and apparently just said to the kid sitting next to me, "he must be tired" and left me to sleep. I ended up being asleep for about 15 mins. When I woke up, I just apologised to the teacher and he was fine with it.

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Greebo said:
I once feel asleep while on the job with a woman :o
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I should like to add that I was very drunk and it was very early in the morning.

She did not see the funny side and kicked me off her. She didn't even let me try again in the morning.:(

I blame her for not been "entertaining" enough to keep me awake and keep me interested enough.
 
I used to fall asleep on the bus all the time. I once woke up with a line of dribble hanging about a foot from my mouth. I quickly sucked it back in and it was cold.
 
only time was on holiday in tenerife, had a heavy night out and got back into the hotel room at 11 in the morning. there was something happening at the beach, like 100 yards in front of me, and a helicopter hovering just a bit away from my window, i went out for a fag, sat down to have a look and fell asleep with the sheer noise a helicopter makes about 50 yards away from me. nothing interesting though.
 
I once fell asleep at the "We Will Rock You" Queen tribute people many years ago. I was jet-lagged from LA. Music blairing and im snoozing!! Haha.

I always fall asleep at my desk at work. I hide my eyes with my hands so nobody can see me! Hahahah Leet skills.

I'm always falling alseep. I love sleeping.
 
I was a taxi driver a long time ago and woke up in the early hours of the morning, parked in my driveway facing the garage door, engine running, lights on and money sitting on the passenger seat ... ? ... didn't remember the last fare or driving home !

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Admiral Huddy said:
What idiot falls asZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzz :p
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Lets face it if this was you.. we would now have a thread along the lines..

Subject: "Not Again.."

So, this morning, as per usual, I was walking down the street. Today, however, we had to take the dog to the vet and the car was having its MOT. So I had to take dreaded public transport, namedly the bus. So I got onto the bus and made sure I was headed in the right direction...

When I awoke I wasnt at the vets. The bus was now a ferry. The dog was now a cat. The car had passed its MOT and made its way to my new location.. NOT EVEN I KNEW WHERE I WAS!!! Worst of all, everyone was talking funny.. so I couldnt even ask where I was!
 
gord said:
Lets face it if this was you.. we would now have a thread along the lines..

Subject: "Not Again.."

So, this morning, as per usual, I was walking down the street. Today, however, we had to take the dog to the vet and the car was having its MOT. So I had to take dreaded public transport, namedly the bus. So I got onto the bus and made sure I was headed in the right direction...

When I awoke I wasnt at the vets. The bus was now a ferry. The dog was now a cat. The car had passed its MOT and made its way to my new location.. NOT EVEN I KNEW WHERE I WAS!!! Worst of all, everyone was talking funny.. so I couldnt even ask where I was!
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You made me spill my coffee :D

EDIT: You forgot one thing - Huddy's posts usually end up with him wearing women's underwear (normally his wife's).
 
I actually fell asleep on the dance floor while dancing when on holiday in the summer. I had been out everynight for over a week getting smashed, so i was so tired and drunk i dozed off while dancing haha.
 
When GTA4 came out I resisted getting it for 2 weeks because my final year project was due in. I then stayed up for over 40 hours on the final couple of days to get it in. On the way home I bought GTA4, got home, started playing it...



Several hours later I woke up with my head on the desk, still holding the controller and driving very persistently into a wall in the game :D
 
Arjun806 said:
I once fell asleep at Moto GP, not quite sure how but I managed it :p
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Was working at this years british F1 gp catering at the porsh building, (only on friday free practice) and fell asleep standing up with the F1 cars blazing past down hanger straight :) I got woken up by a nice guests kid when massa put it in some tyres (i didnt go back for the rest of the weekend)
 
caused a mini panic on the train once when i was asleep. woman next to me had been trying to wake me because her stop was approaching and she needed to get past to get off. when she couldnt wake me she asked for help and then the other passengers couldnt wake me either. woke up surrounded by people looking scared asking if im ok :o
 
Was playing TF2 a few weeks ago and was had basically fallen asleep at the mouse. Got woken up by a crit sticky to face and everyone asking if I had timed out, I had but it wasn't my connection :p
 
I've fallen asleep playing on Battlefield BC whilst chatting with my mates over xbox live... We were in a Multiplayer game, I fell asleep and woke up about 20 mins later in a tank in Single player mode but could still hear my mates talking as we had the chat over Party mode, so I continued playing for about a little while as I could hear my mates so assumed I was still in MP, couple of minutes later I properly woke up and realised I wasn't in MP anymore, but playing SP. Was pretty funny at the time lol.
 
Fell asleep at work at least a dozen times. I went through this awful period about five years ago when I would literally get back from lunch, spend ten minutes chatting and then....splat, face first on the desk, drooling all over the place. My colleagues around me were really good about throwing things at me and sticking stuff in my hair to help keep me awake.

Have also fallen asleep standing up in the shower. It was perfectly safe until I woke up nearly 45 minutes after I got in, got the shock of my life and leapt head-first into the showerhead....it was such a fright - I can still remember the terror now... :D

Also fell asleep in the middle of having sex. I can remember getting home with my girlfriend, I can remember getting frisky, I can recall her getting on top.....then I woke up......and she was gone - I feared the worst.... I turned up at hers a couple hours later and she answered the door with a huge grin on her face. I admitted I remembered nothing and she said something along the lines of, "You fell asleep during sex (at this point I expected a two week nookie ban or something else evil), so I finished what I had to (even asleep I'm a stud!) and then drove home because you wouldn't stop snoring." She thought it was funny - what a gal :D
 
Luw said:
Have also fallen asleep standing up in the shower. It was perfectly safe until I woke up nearly 45 minutes after I got in, got the shock of my life and leapt head-first into the showerhead....it was such a fright - I can still remember the terror now... :D
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I used to do that all the time in the morning before Uni. Sort of prop myself up in the corner and snooze. Didn't do the leaping into the showerhead bit afterwards though :p
 
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