Narks of your fellow commuters

What's yours?

Mine window openers despite being minus 2 outside........why! :D
As public transport is inherantly smelly and uncomfortably warm. Not that I open windows, but I wish they wouldn't heat trains and buses... it is absurd.

Mine is people who listen to (poo) music on headphones so loud I can hear almost it verbatim.
 
Another of mine people who spill onto your seat and guys who believe thier balls are the size of beach balls hence legs at 180 degree angle to each other

On the same lines, fat people who take up their seat + half of yours! Oh, and people who think they are so important that they have to read their full sized paper fully open taking up far too much room!
 
Another of mine people who spill onto your seat and guys who believe thier balls are the size of beach balls hence legs at 180 degree angle to each other

You've clearly got tiny baubles, I need my legs nice an far apart or it;s uncomfortable :p

(although if some one does sit next to me i do move back onto just my own seat)
 
How about being sat in front of someone who's just sicked up all over the floor?

Or being sat next to on an empty deck by a MAN wearing skinny leather trousers?

Yes....
 
People who swing on the back of your chair to sit down into theirs behind you.

Old people rushing to get onto the train to get good seats before people get off, some really ignorant old people in particular out there.
 
Chavs at the back of the bus that have their phone playing music through the speaker.
 
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There is a guy who sometimes sits next to me, gets papers out of his bag usually with printouts of powerpoint slides on them. As he reads said slides he will invariably start to pick his nose. After pulling some of the dried mucus secretions from his nostril he will roll it in his fingers and then drop it on the floor right next to my feet.

I have been so close to saying something, but he is only ever on for a bout 2-3 stops before I get off so I just let it go.

****ing disgusting
 
There is a guy who sometimes sits next to me, gets papers out of his bag usually with printouts of powerpoint slides on them. As he reads said slides he will invariably start to pick his nose. After pulling some of the dried mucus secretions from his nostril he will roll it in his fingers and then drop it on the floor right next to my feet.

I have been so close to saying something, but he is only ever on for a bout 2-3 stops before I get off so I just let it go.

:(

I know someone who does this, don't have the heart to say anything to him though
 
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