How to lose the most weight in a single day?

[Pigeon_Killer]

Colonic irrigation

 

[MooMoo444]

I remember Jon Tickle did this on braniac, lol

dont remember how much he lost though

 

[Moley]

Get a divorce.

 

[panthro]

Drink a bottle of milk of magnesia, get a colonic irrigation, run a marathon, spend 1 hour in a sauna, shave all your body hair off, pull your teeth and nails out. Job done.

 

[etom]

can shiver the weight off just leave window open and sleep with no cover / clothes on.

 

[cheets64]

Chop your legs off.

You would be losing mass not weight.

 

[penski]

You would be losing mass not weight.

Pies being angry, negative, and a thick Wiganer.

What do you think weight is, boy?

Assuming that you don't move to somewhere with a far higher mavity, removing mass removes weight.

Christ, you're a genius at times...

*n

 

[MiNxYyY]

Cut off my penis

Would be 1 stone lighter instantly

O wait : No knife

stand next to a really fat guy,and look at the difference

 

[Heliospherez]

Cholera (after it's incubation period) - will probably loose you a few stone at least.

You might have the small problem of probably dieing within 24 hours though.

 

[mike5678]

No-one has mentioned the other bodily fluid you can get rid of to lose a bit of weight. Rub one (or five) out, should tip the scales a little more.

 

[taliesyn]

Amoebic dysentery.

 

[ca9phoenix]

Sex marathon...... i keep telling the missus it's the best way to loose weight and gain stamina!

 

[Moley]

Sex marathon...... i keep telling the missus it's the best way to loose weight and gain stamina!

I say the same thing to my Mrs but she just laughs and points out the fact that I'm 9 years older than her and sometimes struggle to keep up with her "normal" demands as it is!

 

[~>Dg<~]

i can do a marathon in minutes

 

[peterattheboro]

Right,

this question has come up due to boredom.

If you had one day to lose as much weight as possible without going under the knife how would you go about it?

*awaits crazy ideas from the creations that browse OcUk at night*

Are you going on a date?

 

[Bes]

Get reweighed on the moon.
Breathe helium instead of Oxygen

 

[Anewbe4u]

You would be losing mass not weight.

So with no legs he would still be the same weight?

 

[philjohn]

Catch Norovirus.

 

[Phate]

Are you going on a date?

I am as it happens but Im not trying to lose weight for it!

Considering the conditions I got her number looks really isnt something she's fussed about

 

[cheets64]

Pies being angry, negative, and a thick Wiganer.

What do you think weight is, boy?

Assuming that you don't move to somewhere with a far higher mavity, removing mass removes weight.

Christ, you're a genius at times...

*n

wow, chill Winston.