acceptable length of time before flatulance is allowed in a relationship???

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LOL thread title

I dno i came home pished one night and had a kebab, got into bed with the missus and let out a proper wofta. She proceeded to leave the bedroom for a while...

WINNAR :D
 
I have never in the 19 years I have known my wife ever heard her fart.
And that is a fact.
I think she would die if she dropped her guts in front of me.
 
It's never really acceptable, but it's just something that happens and as such don't make a fuss about it. I just usually have a sheepish look on my face and say "sorry, but I may have just farted..." to which they'd often replied, "it's ok, so did I!" :D I don't really think it's a big deal really.
 
I got the missus letting out her low flying cheesers within the first 2 weeks of meeting her.

Its only smelly air and everyone does them. I just reckon that the ladies tighten their bumholes and let them out slowly, hence never hearing them.
 
We both think it's funny, but we don't go out of our way to do it. In fact, avoiding it is better. Just when we accidentally squeak one out it makes it that much more funny. :)
 
Get it out of the way with a cup and release on the first date. That will either build bridges or highlight incompatability early doors.
 
Thread title really made me LOL.

Its never really acceptable is it.... to start with its a little embarrassing,

"oh my god, did you just fart" - little smirk, looking at you in shock

"yeah, sorry" - a bit sheepish

Progressing to:

"did you fart again"

"yeah"

"you ****** stink" - and you actually agree with her

until finally you're letting go without a second thought and she's leaving the room in disgust.

So, its never acceptable, but we just do it anyway - you can't hold them in forever after all !
 
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