A nice chat

i chose a silly name, and of course now i'm actually having a normal conversation with someone not from OcUK. how embarrassing :/
 
ROFL!

Greebo: hi again
Laura: have you got a problem
Greebo: several
Laura: small tackle huh ?
Greebo: i'm actaully quite good at rugby
Greebo: cant spell though apparently
Greebo: :/
Laura: thats cos your an ass
Greebo: a donkey?
Laura: who touched sheep
Greebo: i like the feel of the wool
Laura: i sometime touch myself in a spceial place
Greebo: awesome
Greebo: me too
Greebo: it's called tescos
Laura: i like aldi
Greebo: and i like you....
Laura: i like you 2, shall we meet
Greebo: sure
Laura: will you bring protection
Greebo: I have a bodygaurd
Greebo: *guard
Laura: i mean something to wear on our special moment
Greebo: Tuxedo?
Greebo: Oooh! A wizards hat
Laura: yes that would be lovely. I know a gr8 burger king or KFC
Laura: I may put my best sports bra on
Greebo: I thought you said you were upper class?
Laura: I am, im a lady
Greebo: So was David Walliams
Laura: I dont know her
Greebo: How do I know what you look like?
Laura: should I do my "hair" if you know what i mean wink wink
Greebo: Your eyelashes?
Laura: I am slim, about a UK size 18, I have 34C breasts, multiple piercings and face tattoos
Laura: I like to wear black
Laura: and big black and silver boots
Greebo: Size 18 aint slim love
Laura: and sometimes I wear underwear
Laura: 18 is slim compared to people who are a size 24
Greebo: Fair point
Laura: thank you
Greebo: Pics or no deal
Laura: you want to come back to my caravan ?
Laura: I have a picture
Greebo: I have a van that would do the trick
Greebo: It's hidden in the woods
Laura: ttp://s241.photobucket.com/albums/ff162/fiddlekitten/?action=view&current=ugly-women-3.jpg
Laura: mmm a van,,,yes
Greebo: ugly women in the title really helps. ;)
Greebo: You're not the full deck are you?
Laura: no
Laura: i AM told i am special
Greebo: Just the joker?
Laura: CENSORED
Laura: CENSORED
Greebo: my tail?
Laura: yes tail

Laura Disconnected
 
jakeke said:
?? Huh ?? Now I'm more confused (I have only read the thread, haven't used the program!)
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It was in the random pictures thread recently where people were mid sentence and they said "-HHHHNNNNGGGG" acting as if they were having a heart attack :p
 
sam: hi
laura: hello
sam: how are you
laura: fine thx
laura: u
sam: im good
sam: what are ytou up to
laura: typing
sam: lol
laura: :D
sam: anything special happening tonight?
laura: no
sam: oh
sam: im going out soon yey
laura: where
sam: a club
laura: what for
sam: dancing and drinking
laura: nice
sam: you like clubs?
laura: some
sam: i guess
sam: hard to meet people
sam: tho
laura: y
sam: too loud
sam: you cant talk
sam: i ahte that
laura: true
sam: how u supposed to find the one
laura: ask the oracle
sam: lol
sam: no i mean the one to marry
laura: ye
sam: you married\
laura: lol
laura: no
sam: why
laura: just not
sam: how old are u
laura: 19
sam: wow i wanna have kids by that age
laura: lol
laura: rly
sam: yeah
laura: why
sam: i want 2 boys and 4 girls eventually
sam: welfare
sam: lol joke
laura: phew
sam: i just do i guess
laura: :D
sam: im seeing a guy now
sam: hes ok
sam: not the one
sam: you got a man?
laura: no :(
sam: damn why not
laura: have met someone i like
sam: but?
laura: i dont ike him
laura: :D
laura: in some ways
sam: you just said you did
sam: is he cute?
laura: ye
laura: propper thick tho
sam: lol
laura: lol
sam: most guys are
laura: ye
sam: well i better get to that club if i wanna get a man to father my 6 kids lol
laura: lol
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Pluto: hallo
Tunak: planet of dog?
Pluto: auf deutsch?
Tunak: or also
Tunak: Nein
Pluto: ok
Pluto: me neither
Pluto: hate the germans
Tunak: oh that just sucks
Pluto: Im a dwarf
Pluto: I have food in my beard
Tunak: cool, free lunch
Pluto: Want a cupcake?
Pluto: It wasnt in my beard
Tunak: sure
Pluto: It might be a little flat
Tunak: why?
Pluto: yeah, you'll see
Pluto: So Tunak
Pluto: Tunak tuank tunak
Tunak: hmmm
Pluto: whats your favorite color?
Tunak: Probably black, or a candy blue
Pluto: Wrong
Pluto: Its Red
Tunak: really?
Tunak: wow i never knew
Pluto: liek the color of my hire and the fire in my heart
Pluto: *hair
Pluto: not hire
Tunak: blue then?
Pluto: Blue is pretty bad
Pluto: pick again
Tunak: o_0
Tunak: im not changing my choices
Pluto: Your stubborn Tunak
Pluto: but i respect you for it
Pluto: atleast you stick o your guns
Tunak: I do try
Pluto: Can I ask your advice?
Tunak: Shoot.
Tunak: Literelly, shoot the *******, no matter what it is.
Pluto: Im looking for a job and theres an opening somewhere, but it may be a little dangerous
Pluto: should i go for it?
Tunak: yes
Tunak: right now
Pluto: Ever been to the rodeo?
Tunak: Sadly not
Pluto: Well, tunak, they want me to be a clown
Tunak: awesomesauce
Pluto: I worry Im a little too shor
Pluto: short
Tunak: small clows are the best, they fire out of cannons easier
Tunak: clowns also
Tunak: unsure what a clow is tbh
Pluto: How about I fire YOU out of a cannon!?
Pluto: we are people too, tunak
Tunak: SWEET!
Pluto: no, not sweet
Pluto: ok, maybe alittle sweet
Tunak: Yes, sweet, I would love to be fired from a cannon
Tunak: no nessacerily coming out alive
Tunak: but still, fun as hell
Pluto: maybe you should be a clown if you're so good at it
Tunak: Im too tall to be a clow
Tunak: n
Pluto: i used to be a proffesional high jumper
Tunak: low jumper dont you mean?
Tunak: or as in 3" high?
Pluto: Dont diss me, man
Pluto: I was good
Pluto: I was flexible as hell
Tunak: O rly?
Pluto: could even reach my dong
Pluto: yeah true story
Tunak: lucky you
Pluto: You know I can fit a whole fist in my ***
Pluto: Im typing one handed atm
Tunak: Well at least you have no problems taking a ****
Pluto: Quite the opposite my dear friend
Pluto: My fist is in the way
Tunak: pull it out then
Tunak: **** I feel like Captain Obvious here
Pluto: why? when we are having so much fun!?
Tunak: You my friend, I thankfully have no physical contact with you or any part of my own internal anatomy
Pluto: uh oh
Pluto: i think my ring gt caught on my ring
Pluto: ah, tunak, this ******* hurts
Tunak: be a man, pull it out
Pluto: AH, I did it, but I tihnk Im bleeding
Pluto: this is your fault tunak!
Pluto: ****
Pluto: theres a lot of blood
Pluto: tunak, why man!?
Pluto: ****
Pluto: Currently inserting a sock
Pluto: to try and stem the bleeding
Pluto: **** man, i shouldnt have listened
Tunak: I hope you bleed out
Tunak: slowly
Pluto: uck, nice one bro
Pluto: leave me hanging her
Pluto: here*
Tunak: put a cork in it
Pluto: if i die its on your conscience
Pluto: Ive got a sock
Tunak: hmmm
Tunak: dead dwarf
Pluto: a sock filled with an orange
Tunak: i can live with that
Tunak: a chocolate orange?
Pluto: might need a second orange
Pluto: dont be silly
Tunak: awwww
Pluto: chocolate is for girls
Pluto: men eat steak
Pluto: and semen
Tunak: steak is rank
Tunak: RIBS ***!
Pluto: i think its stopping
Pluto: no thanks to you
Tunak: bwhahahaha
Tunak: anyway
Pluto: god it smells in here
Tunak: as much as its been fun torturing you pluto
Tunak: i must depart
Pluto: yeah, thanks for nothing
Tunak: you are most welcome
Pluto: hope your clown days are short lived
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NeedApoo: I need a dump
wooderz: allo
NeedApoo: I like to hold it in as long as I can though
NeedApoo: It feels nice
wooderz: go poo then
wooderz: how nice
NeedApoo: Oh christ I think I am going to **** myself
NeedApoo: I can't be bothered to move though as Family Guy is on
wooderz: **** on the tv then
NeedApoo: It is an LCD, it will fall off
wooderz: do it on the remote
NeedApoo: **** me, I really am going to **** my pants I have to go
wooderz: gon on big boy, drop that log
NeedApoo: HNNNNNNNNNG
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Hi john
John: hello .
John: you alright?
This is the admin, I've heard you have been harrasing innocent people
Spouting random internet meme's
Is this correct?
John: no
John: mr t was being racist
John: naughty racist
Well he sure does wear a lot of gold an pity fools
You're not a fool are you?
John: no
John: are you?
How you doin Luke?
John: yeah, good. you, adolf?
Only having 1 ball is dire
Hows the big guy with breathing problems
John: dead, unfortunately
Ah sorry to hear that, I guess that happened after I died
John: yeah, he got the aids apparently
John: he created it
I MUST DEPART IM DEPRESSED
BI
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Marky said:
Yeah I'm hot it's cool...
I mean erm... do you have pictures to show us?
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gah, turns out she's a bit chubby. she hides it well in her profile pic :(

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