My first joke thread...

Pilky01 · 22 Mar 2009 at 22:13

Make it your last please.

GeForce · 22 Mar 2009 at 22:16

Hahahaha that's brilliant

craptakular · 22 Mar 2009 at 22:17

Neg said:
Old as internet...recieved 1st in a text about 2years ago, and second in a science lesson!

the internet is 2 years old? but I was playing css in 2005 :confused:

Gimpymoo · 22 Mar 2009 at 22:23

Q. What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs ???
A. A clit around the ear and a flap across the face

DanTheMan · 22 Mar 2009 at 22:23

Gimpymoo said:
Q. What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs ???
A. A clit around the ear and a flap across the face

Love it.

DarkJedi · 22 Mar 2009 at 22:28

A husband and wife decide to make a password for sex, they decide on 'washing machine'.

Later that night in bed...

Husband: Washing machine.
Wife: Not tonight darling I have a sore head.

[Half an hour passes and she feels guilty so she says, "Washing machine"]

Husband: Too late it was only a small load so I decided to do it by hand.

Yaser1987 · 22 Mar 2009 at 22:28

here my joke

a man ask man to count from one to three .

and he said it

1
2
3

hhh LOOOL

that's it

nice , isn't it ?

<< ooooout

loltim · 22 Mar 2009 at 22:28

Oxy said:
the internet is 2 years old? but I was playing css in 2005

Pretty sure I heard the OP's joke from a Peter Kay dvd, a fair few years ago.

blix · 22 Mar 2009 at 22:31

Yaser1987 said:
here my joke

a man ask man to count from one to three .

and he said it

1
2
3

hhh LOOOL

that's it

nice , isn't it ?

<< ooooout

Hxc · 22 Mar 2009 at 22:31

Yaser1987 said:
here my joke

a man ask man to count from one to three .

and he said it

1
2
3

hhh LOOOL

that's it

nice , isn't it ?

<< ooooout

I'm depressed.

Ben M · 22 Mar 2009 at 22:31

DarkJedi said:
A husband and wife decide to make a password for sex, they decide on 'washing machine'.

Later that night in bed...

Husband: Washing machine.
Wife: Not tonight darling I have a sore head.

[Half an hour passes and she feels guilty so she says, "Washing machine"]

Husband: Too late it was only a small load so I decided to do it by hand.

haha!

J.B · 22 Mar 2009 at 22:32

Why do Java programmers need glasses?

Becuase they cant C#

neil3k · 22 Mar 2009 at 22:33

LOL ^^

Yaser1987 · 22 Mar 2009 at 22:34

blix said:

Hxc said:
I'm depressed.

why

Smile is good for you guys
lough for life , the life will love you

loltim · 22 Mar 2009 at 22:34

J.B said:
Why do Java programmers need glasses?

Becuase they cant C#

Spot the nerd!!

J.B · 22 Mar 2009 at 22:35

Tim said:
Spot the nerd!!

I thought it would fit in well here. And you clearly understood it so....

Gimpymoo · 22 Mar 2009 at 22:37

J.B said:
Why do Java programmers need glasses?

Becuase they cant C#

ROFL - Im a nerd

Yaser1987 · 22 Mar 2009 at 22:39

me too , I'm sometimes a nerd

Pilky01 · 22 Mar 2009 at 22:42

J.B said:
Why do Java programmers need glasses?

Becuase they cant C#

Most geeky joke ever.

G-MAN2004 · 22 Mar 2009 at 22:50

Yaser1987 said:
here my joke

a man ask man to count from one to three .

and he said it

1
2
3

hhh LOOOL

that's it

nice , isn't it ?

<< ooooout

I can safely say, that you, are quite literally, the most unfunny person to ever grace this planet.