My first joke thread...

Shamikebab · 23 Mar 2009 at 02:26

-Exodus- said:
My thought are with Jade's two children.

They made breakfast in bed for mother's day and it's gone cold.

A couple made me chuckle but this one got belly laughs

KizZ · 23 Mar 2009 at 02:51

Pilky01 said:
Most geeky joke ever.

Can't believe I laughed!

Phate · 23 Mar 2009 at 03:13

Some brilliant jokes here

marlos · 23 Mar 2009 at 08:12

A man walks into blockbuster and says can i rent slumdog millionare. once the man got slumdog millionare he quickly goes home opens the case and theres pictures of jade goodie all over it! the man takes it back to blockbuster and says this isent slumdog millionare!! the blockbuster guy replys oh you wanted slumdog millionare i thought you said some dog missing her hair.

chrisxuk · 23 Mar 2009 at 08:18

My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes.
I noticed their Disney password was “MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto,” and asked why it was so long.
“Because,” my son explained, “they say it has to have at least four characters.”

Cosimo · 23 Mar 2009 at 08:27

A few funny ones here, just don’t let the standard drop.

VFR_KID · 23 Mar 2009 at 09:16

I have so many jokes but there all ilegal in the forums, sick or of the dead and recently dead

danielmp007 · 23 Mar 2009 at 09:19

GothicCorpse said:
A family are driving behind a garbage truck when a ***** flies out and thumps against the windscreen.

Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry; that was an insect."

To which, her son replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a **** like that.

This made me lol a lot

dP

antijoke · 23 Mar 2009 at 09:28

Heard the OP joke about 10 years ago and it was originally a turtle.

Some of the other jokes in here are pure class.

Bennie-Mac · 23 Mar 2009 at 10:16

gillywibble · 23 Mar 2009 at 13:36

shauncr91 said:
My first joke thread...

And hopefully your last.

VFR_KID · 23 Mar 2009 at 13:42

Bennie-Mac said:
Jade-Star Treck pic

This could be sooo much funnyer than the side splitting laughter it gave me, If you could have the head bobing around lol. Shame moving pics isnt alowed

The Dread Pirate · 23 Mar 2009 at 13:51

Time to ruin the thread!

A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks...

'Can I join you?'

Cosimo · 23 Mar 2009 at 13:54

Capn' $qu!ff said:
Time to ruin the thread!

Why break the habit of a lifetime.

Ciphon · 23 Mar 2009 at 13:57

Capn' $qu!ff said:
A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks...

'Can I join you?'

Also liked the one about the *****

Talbs13 · 23 Mar 2009 at 14:16

Please post more Jade Goody jokes! These are hilarious.

RIP though, i'm sure she would have wanted people to joke about it considering her personality.

bum · 23 Mar 2009 at 14:38

I lol'd at first joke.

Le_Petit_Lapin · 23 Mar 2009 at 15:23

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7957852.stm

"PM leads tributes to Jade Goody"

Proving once and for all that Gordon Brown has yet to see a bandwagon he doesn't like the look of.

VFR_KID · 23 Mar 2009 at 15:32

I have just had thee bigest argument on MSN, with a stupid little 20 year old with 2 kids that has never worked a day in her puff, because i put the Captian goody as my avitar, RESULT.

Bennie-Mac · 23 Mar 2009 at 15:36

DavieCramb01 said:
I have just had thee bigest argument on MSN, with a stupid little 20 year old with 2 kids that has never worked a day in her puff, because i put the Captian goody as my avitar, RESULT.

That is copyright infringement you owe me big!!

and lol at the arguement