My first joke thread...

A husband and wife decide to make a password for sex, they decide on 'washing machine'.

Later that night in bed...

Husband: Washing machine.
Wife: Not tonight darling I have a sore head.

[Half an hour passes and she feels guilty so she says, "Washing machine"]

Husband: Too late it was only a small load so I decided to do it by hand.
 
A husband and wife decide to make a password for sex, they decide on 'washing machine'.

Later that night in bed...

Husband: Washing machine.
Wife: Not tonight darling I have a sore head.

[Half an hour passes and she feels guilty so she says, "Washing machine"]

Husband: Too late it was only a small load so I decided to do it by hand.

haha!
 
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