Girlfriend...

Meh. I would have said the same thing. I don't have a girlfriend but at least when I do have one for a while I know she will be right. (or be single forever)

My dad is an ass sometimes and if someone thought he was I would be like yup tell me about it.

Infact he often complains where I park my car on the road outside the house, and it annoys me also. :)

I have lost count of how many times I have told him he doesn't own the road. If there was a good excuse then fair enough. He thinks it annoys the neighbours but it doesn't because they are just as bad for it. Seems like some weird power trip stuff to me.
 
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You are a man, she is a woman. You are always wrong, she is always right. Doesnt matter if other men know you are right, you will always be wrong.

Dont ever try and understand, just go with it!

Good luck!
 
You are a man, she is a woman. You are always wrong, she is always right. Doesnt matter if other men know you are right, you will always be wrong.

Dont ever try and understand, just go with it!

Good luck!

And they say females are the fairer sex. Go figure.
 
Now my dad is in a £50,000 + a year job, he lives in a house that was valued at £700,000.

how the hell did he manage to get a 700,000 house if hes only on £50,000/year?? :confused:

where does she make you park the car?

and... yeah, go out... tape the rugby and watch it when you get home - its a sunny day :/

explain more what she makes you do/not do... atm you're over reacting
 
Typical woman reaction, everyone who would buy flowers over this is a pecker.

Most blokes don't really like the mother in law, it's the way it should be. Im always abusing my mrs over her mother, she annoys me as she tries to tell her what to do all time.
 
Your big mistake was telling her in her own house. If you'd done it down the pub, late at night, you might have had the chance to knock her out before she got to her mum. Now you're doomed.
 
and... yeah, go out... tape the rugby and watch it when you get home - its a sunny day :/

TAPE the Rugby? Are you mental? Who would tape something they really want to watch when it is live, to watch it later and risk knowing the result?
 
Kick your gf so hard in the ovaries that her mum will feel it?

Better?.....oh! :rolleyes:




....ok, serious answer.
Yeah, your timing sucked, mothers day, in her own house, gf's actual monther = FAIL!!!!
So, i think what you plan to do is half way there, apologise to your gf for the upset you caused. Tell her that you respect her mother and her home and shouldn't have said what you said at that time.
However, let her know, in a tactful way this time that you do feel uncomfortable with her mothers constant petty comments, and hope that she can understand why.

Then throw her around the room and give her piledriver on the bed! :D

That is all!
 
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you can tell by half the replys here, most haven't got a pair.

i would just apologise but also state its your opinion and your entitled to it, if she don't like it tell her to go out with her mother if she loves her that much!!!

its not like your dissing her is it!

Also to the people saying 4months isn't enough time to get her to no her, yes thats true but its also not long enough for the mother to be enforcing her stupid demands on the OP. IF i was you to get her back, everytime she brags like you say she does, rub it in that your house is better and how that you are.......................

[liverpool accent]

CONSIDERABLY RICHER THAN YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[/liverpool accent]
 
This whole thread has been epic.

But in all seriousness, OP, why don't you just apologise for what you said, but however try and also talk to her about it in a non stupid way at a more appropriate time?
 
and... yeah, go out... tape the rugby and watch it when you get home - its a sunny day :/

Yep go out and enjoy the sun! It's 3 degrees outside but at least it's sunny! ;)

But really who cares if it is sunny? If you have a live sport to watch then it has to be watched!!
 
It may have been a tad too early to speak to truthfully to your girlfriend about this issue, and perhaps you misjudged her loyalty to you and to her mum. Even if she felt the same way as you, she probably would have been offended that you brought it up. I wouldn't wholy retract what you said, as you obviously feel hard done by in the way her mum acts, but an apology to your girlfriend at least is probably needed.

you can tell by half the replys here, most haven't got a pair.

i would just apologise but also state its your opinion and your entitled to it, if she don't like it tell her to go out with her mother if she loves her that much!!!

its not like your dissing her is it!

Also to the people saying 4months isn't enough time to get her to no her, yes thats true but its also not long enough for the mother to be enforcing her stupid demands on the OP. IF i was you to get her back, everytime she brags like you say she does, rub it in that your house is better and how that you are.......................

[liverpool accent]

CONSIDERABLY RICHER THAN YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[/liverpool accent]

I think you're getting you accents confused, as I could swear that it was more of a Birmingahm accent that a Liverpudlian one. He did have a Scousers sketch as well though.
 
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