Girlfriend...

Gimpymoo said:
Ok.. I know some on here may not agree with me on this, but if you have a bit of cash... do this:

Goto your local florists and arrange for 2 bouquets to be sent to her address first thing tomorrow morning, one for the g/f and another for her mum. Add the obligatory cards saying your sorry etc.

DONT CONTACT HER UNTILL SHE HAS RECEIVED THE FLOWERS, and even then, leave it at least an hour after.

Will cost about £40 perhaps but depends how serious you are about her and how sorry you are?
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Do you watch a lot of chick flicks?
 
I've also had to send flowers to my (now ex) gf's mum before; but not because I insulted her. I was trying to do a nice thing, but it backfired.

To the OP: why do you class spending time with your gf as "crap", even if it is shopping?
 
Next time she tells you to move your car... do so..

but "accidently" reverse into her merc :)
 
I didn't say spending time with my gf is crap, I said shopping is. BTW if I wasn't overdrawn I'd do the flowers thing, but I am broke, so can't :( I'll think of something anyway :) and yeah whoever posted about "some balls" is right. I do know that I'm in the right here, I'm not going to say sorry for saying that stuff about her mum, but I will apologise about the upset and the way I worded it all. I just thought that honesty would be better than pretending to be all nicey nice but really hating the bloody woman.
 
Well, you are slightly in the wrong, its not particularly tactful to **** off someones mother in their house on mothers day after shes probably a little stressed after you wanted to watch rugby for a few hours.
 
Gimpymoo said:
Yes, but thats not the point :)

No point being all "MACHO AND ****" - Flowers are a nice token and a lot of women like receiving them :)

The ops dug a hole, fill them with flowers.
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Oh totally agree it is one massive hole. You should never insult your other halfs parents. Its a total no no. However killswitch needs to step back and let his girlfriend cool down, then contact him. This was a major faux pas and being on the back by offering flowers and apologies prematurely is going the wrong way about it.
 
K1LLSW1TCH said:
Btw my name's Dan :) and don't you think if I just take a step back from this she might think that I'm not bothered/ don't care?
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Er no. But you need to give her space on this. In all seriousness you have messed up big time. However rushing in to say sorry when in reality, you are in the right, will only weaken your position long term. Dont send a load of messages saying are you ok? And I am really sorry either. You need to get her to demand the apology on this. The other problem is, no matter what you do, the issue of the mother in law remains.
To many major mess ups like this and you end up in the ultimate hole where a) you have to run a mile or b) you pop the question.
 
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Well if it hasnt be said already. Timing is EVERYTHING.

Gotta learn to bite the tongue or you'll end up biting the hand that feeds it. Time and a place for everything, what you did was epic fail ;)

Apologies profusely make up a story, and then bring it up at a more suitable time. Mothers Day is not clever ;)
 
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K1LLSW1TCH said:
Hey I just had to write this down, makes me feel better somehow... Anyway, my girlfriend just threw me out of her parents house, I went over to visit her, then we ended up falling out because I suggested we went to mine instead. I told her I didn't feel like staying at hers tonight but that we could go back to mine instead. She asked why, my big mistake was telling her. Her mother is the most patronising, hypocritical, overly opinionated woman on the planet and I've grit my teeth about it for so long and I just couldn't take anymore. So I told my gf that I thought her mum should sometimes not always say the things that she says to me...

Immediatly she was really ****ed at me, I could tell, then she says I should just stop speaking and get out. She storms past me on the stairs and runs into her parents where I could just hear her saying "No i'm not ok" and sobbing, so I sharpish got out of the house before her mother could come and give verbal to me...

Thing is now I don't know wtf is going on, I love her and would do anything for her... isn't it a fact that mother in laws are usually a pain in the ass?

Anyway, most pointless thread ever. sorry :(
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i love that story.


i suggest you beg for forgiveness and admit you were wrong and next month say what you said again, and post the new reaction for laughs. :D
 
Go round with a bunch of flowers and knock the door.

When your girlfriend answers, smile and say "I'm sorry. I was out of order."

As she reaches for the flowers, step forward into the house. She'll move backwards on instinct while attempting to grasp them.

Once you're safely inside, close the door behind you (facing her the whole time) and let loose with the hidden squirter you have amidst the bunch. The squirter should be filled with hot sauce.

While your girlfriend reels, yell like a maniac "WoooOOOooWOWOoooo!". This will attract her mother.

When the mother arrives in the hallway, drop the flowers and run at her. Clothesline her to the floor, followed by a fully theatrical People's Elbow.

After this, lift her slowly up by the hair and lead her to the stairs, segueing into a spinning piledriver.

Now open the door to reveal you've parked on the front lawn.

Bitches won't **** with your **** again.
 
Go round with a bunch of flowers and knock the door.

When your girlfriend answers, smile and say "I'm sorry. I was out of order."

As she reaches for the flowers, step forward into the house. She'll move backwards on instinct while attempting to grasp them.

Once you're safely inside, close the door behind you (facing her the whole time) and let loose with the hidden squirter you have amidst the bunch. The squirter should be filled with hot sauce.

While your girlfriend reels, yell like a maniac "WoooOOOooWOWOoooo!". This will attract her mother.

When the mother arrives in the hallway, drop the flowers and run at her. Clothesline her to the floor, followed by a fully theatrical People's Elbow.

After this, lift her slowly up by the hair and lead her to the stairs, segueing into a spinning piledriver.

Now open the door to reveal you've parked on the front lawn.

Bitches won't **** with your **** again.
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That's hilarious :p :D
 
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