Girlfriend...

Hows it going Dan?

As for someones suggestion to leave it til she cools down - erm... no. Honestly she will think you dont give a monkeys if you do that!

Anyway have you thrown a brick through mamas merc or is it all flowers and sugar?
 
Well to be fair you don't need to have to put up with belittling comments from someone for very long to find out what kind of person they are... Her mother said I was being " not very nice" just because I didn't want to have food with their family from the chip shop... how pathetic is that for example? Telling me where I can and can't park on the public road outside the property not blocking the drive... Telling me where I should and shouldn't be taking her daughter... And one of my pet hates is people who boast. Now my dad is in a £50,000 + a year job, he lives in a house that was valued at £700,000 and do I ever brag about it? No. Whereas her mothers only nice thing she has is a mercedes-benz and she feels the ******* need to constantly remind everyone how she has a mercedes and that it's better than X, Y and Z cars. Really drives me mad.

I understand the point you're making, but I can't help but mention that the operative word regarding the value of your dad's house is was. :p

The thing is though, that your girlfriend's mother has numerous irritating foibles does absolutely nothing to detract from the fact that she is your girlfriend's mother. She has provided the most stable, fundamental and supportive relational role in your gf's life for the last 17 years (I'm assuming that's how old the two of you are.) You've just popped up onto the scene in the last four months.

This means that when you tell her that you think her mother sucks ass, you have lost. Immediately. After four months you're definitely not at the point where you can openly criticise your partner's parents like that.

Yes, mother's in law tend to be bothersome, but you tell the gf you think her mum is rubbish when you're at the point when they're going to become a mother in law. Not when they're criticising you for staying and watching rugby or telling you where to park.
 
how the hell did he manage to get a 700,000 house if hes only on £50,000/year?? :confused:

where does she make you park the car?

and... yeah, go out... tape the rugby and watch it when you get home - its a sunny day :/

explain more what she makes you do/not do... atm you're over reacting

Just because the house is worth 700,000 doesnt mean that he got the house when it was worth that. But I would have thought it would have dropped in price.
 
Do her mum already.

over the bonnet of the merc while spanking her ass saying whose your daddy, obviously make sure it is in full view of your girlfriend because then she will undertand that you actually don't really hate her mum but it was all a front becasue you wanted to bang her all along. Then next thing you know everything is back to normal again.
 
go round her house, wearing a jeremy beadle mask, then chin her mum and run off

Make sure, whilst said Jeremy Beadle mask is adorned to your face. You wear a lifelike glove, which makes your hand appear bigger than your other one, just for added realism.
 
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