I'm going to build a space station

Brian Stuart · 2 Apr 2009 at 13:30

Thorpy said:
ok just stepped into the weirdest thread ever

Hello There,
Criticism of the ship, its crew or its mission is forbidden under Space Corps directive 127538.7
Punishment for this offense can result in a very nasty rash so please think carefully before commenting.
Brian Stuart
head of Judicial Systems

4p · 2 Apr 2009 at 13:30

Bennie-Mac · 2 Apr 2009 at 13:33

Capn' $qu!ff said:
[computer voice from Hull] Cloneing procedure complete[/computer Voice from Hull]

Who... where.... What the hell!?!?!?!

*examines surroundings*

Ah the emergency cloning tank! I assume either by accident or purposefully I was killed?

Hmm would the emergency cloning tank not have been taken out by the emp?

The Dread Pirate · 2 Apr 2009 at 13:41

Bennie-Mac said:
Hmm would the emergency cloning tank not have been taken out by the emp?

EMP?!?!? Had one been triggered I assume so. I guess This means one of the crew purposefully killed me and you're trying to stop my failsafe.
It's fortunate I had anticipated such events.

*Deactivates Nukes*

~J~ · 2 Apr 2009 at 13:44

Does the kitty allow for some more Fairy Liquid please? Don't get the Tesco brand, it doesn't get the grease off and my hands aren't as smooth as they were.

Marky · 2 Apr 2009 at 13:48

iamdjdz said:
Please could the pilots make sure that they reset the ship controls to default settings after all periods of flight to further reduce risk of pilot error.

Sir the controls are meant to reset themselves after each change of user in the cockpit. I suggest that you include this in your investigation.

I will be taking leave from my pilot duties for 24 hours whilst I mourn the loss of a crew member and a dear friend. RIP.

Mr Kingston · 2 Apr 2009 at 13:49

Brian Stuart said:
Hello There,
Criticism of the ship, its crew or its mission is forbidden under Space Corps directive 127538.7
Punishment for this offense can result in a very nasty rash so please think carefully before commenting.
Brian Stuart
head of Judicial Systems

you tell him security

Cosimo · 2 Apr 2009 at 13:53

Marky said:
I will be taking leave from my pilot duties for 24 hours whilst I mourn the loss of a crew member and a dear friend. RIP.

A “private” area has been made available to you and your colleagues to mourn your loss.

Commander Massage.

Blackvault · 2 Apr 2009 at 14:10

Mr Kingston said:
you tell him security

<starwars mode> He's my Father!? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!</starwars mode>

Blackvault

Brian Stuart · 2 Apr 2009 at 14:26

Blackvault said:
<starwars mode> He's my Father!? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!</starwars mode>

Blackvault

Careful. It has already come to my attention that some of the crew are disposing of your yucky sandwiches in a variety of innovative ways
THIS WILL NOT DO. Make better sandwiches or risk the wrath of Justice

Von Smallhausen · 2 Apr 2009 at 15:04

Toilet Engineering to all crew.

Who has had a Forrest Gump on A deck ? The whole facility smells like a zookeeper's brush now. :mad:

Cosimo · 2 Apr 2009 at 15:08

Von Smallhausen said:
Toilet Engineering to all crew.

Who has had a Forrest Gump on A deck ? The whole facility smells like a zookeeper's brush now.

The smell is now wafting over to D deck, disgusting.

Von Smallhausen · 2 Apr 2009 at 15:12

Bennie ......

Fetch some Harpic Kakaway freshener would you ? There's a good chap.

Crizzy · 2 Apr 2009 at 15:17

Bouncy has now turned into Bovril.

The Dread Pirate · 2 Apr 2009 at 15:18

I was just wandering through deck G and I appear to have found a Stasis Leak I havn't a clue as to which time it's leaked into but I would like to investigate if security can send a team.

Cosimo · 2 Apr 2009 at 15:19

Crizzy said:
Bouncy has now turned into Bovril.

Make sure we bottle “Bouncy”, it can be a trophy we keep above the main bar.

Commander Massage

Cosimo · 2 Apr 2009 at 15:21

To Security: Urgent

We appear to have the traitor back onboard:

Capn' $qu!ff said:
I was just wandering through deck G and I appear to have found a Stasis Leak I havn't a clue as to which time it's leaked into but I would like to investigate if security can send a team.

Commander Massage

The Dread Pirate · 2 Apr 2009 at 15:24

simulatorman said:
To Security: Urgent

We appear to have the traitor back onboard:

Commander Massage

Not a Traitor. Sombody Killed the original me who was about to exact revenge but I the clone stopped this from happening. Now I've got to reset all my Failsafes.

Bennie-Mac · 2 Apr 2009 at 15:24

Von Smallhausen said:
Bennie ......

Fetch some Harpic Kakaway freshener would you ? There's a good chap.

It seems were all out of Harpic Kakaway, will Vanish Poopaway do boss? *sniffs* Oh god! Thats....*cough*...ugh...*gag*...awful!

Von Smallhausen · 2 Apr 2009 at 15:24

URGENT.

While on G deck, I was whisked into an anomaly and I seem to be in another unrealistic dimension as the Lib Dems are in power and their leader is a Gorilla who speaks perfect English.

Science officer .... please advise.